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List of the Best Palindromes


A palindrome is a word or phrase that is the same whether it is read forwards or backwards. A good palindrome also makes sense. Here are some of best palindromes (sometimes spelled palendromes).

Do geese see God?


Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac


Lisa Bonet ate no basil


A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!


A Toyota! Race fast… safe car: a Toyota


Madam, in Eden I’m Adam


Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog!


Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna


Rats live on no evil star


Was it Eliot’s toilet I saw?


Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era


Some men interpret nine memos


The noon sex alert relaxes no one,


Tim made us sign it “Lover”–a revolting issue, dammit!


Draw, O coward!


Niagara, O roar again!


Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!


God loaned Eden AOL–dog!


Tara’s partner entraps a rat


Now, sir, a war is never even–sir, a war is won! (Craig Hansen)


T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet


Sex at noon taxes


Dennis and Edna sinned


Live not on evil


Stressed? No Tips? Spit on Desserts


Rise to vote, sir!


As I leave to help Martin act, can I trample hot Eva-Elisa?


“Nella’s bosom, signor–it’s a cast-iron gismo!” sobs Allen. (Nora Baron)


Go deliver a dare, vile dog!


No trace; not one carton


Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts


Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak


Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo


No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention


Too bad! I hid a boot!


Never odd or even


Murder for a jar of red rum


May a moody baby doom a yam?


Doc note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

 

 

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87 Responses to “List of the Best Palindromes””

  1. Anonymous Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.

  2. HEY HEY Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Some of these are so tacky!! They make no sense, they’re just words, i don’t think that they should be counted, because they aren’t a sentence they are just random words that don’t even make sense at all. One of them has a made up word as well that shouldn’t count!!!

  3. yes Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    “the noon sex alert relaxes no one” is not a palindrome

  4. Matt Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    but tub

  5. qwerty Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    No sir away a papaya war is on

  6. nut Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    racecar

  7. Natalie Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    How could you forget “Son I am able she said though you scare me watch said I beloved I said watch me scare you though said she able am I son?”

  8. HotForWords Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    The Greeks had an oxymoron: “Nipson anomemata me monan opsin which meant: “wash the sin as well as the face”

    I did a video on this a while ago and got AMAZING examples as well!

    Marina
    Your trusty philologist

  9. ROADRUNRNCH Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 12:37 am

    In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni. from old Greek. We Spin Around the Night Consumed by the Fire .

  10. PerU Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    borrowing and mixing yer palindromes:

    Madams ex alert relaxes madam

    madam nixes sex in madam

  11. PerU Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    in honor of an Elf friend:

    Elf fart ‘oops poot” raffle

    Ruffle elf fur

    Ruffles Madams elf fur

    Elf fart on snot raffle

    Elf i reloads da ole rifle

  12. OMG Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    what about- was it a cat i saw?

  13. Me Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 5:57 am

    able was I ere I saw Elba

  14. RICHIE Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!

  15. Wade Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    “The noon sex alert relaxes no one” is listes in the best palindromes but is NOT a palindrome!

  16. rocco Says:
    August 29th, 2008 at 2:21 am

    stop! murder us not, o tonsured rumpots!

  17. Sam MacKinnon Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 12:25 am

    Sun is red. Now tell life “Rain on I a refill!” Let wonder sin us.

  18. hehe Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    palindromes are …………. :P

  19. hehe Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    MY PALINDROME IS THE BEST:

    TADAA!

  20. dennis Says:
    October 18th, 2008 at 5:21 am

    Dog tonsil is no god.

    Go panic in a pog.

    Noon lite ’til noon.

    Loop on no pool.

    Are Red rums murder era?

    Tool Never even loot.

  21. Anonymous Says:
    October 19th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    “Dammit I’m mad.
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
    To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
    Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
    Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
    I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
    Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
    In my halo of a mired rum tin.
    I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
    Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
    No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
    Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
    Be still if I fill its ebb.
    Ew, a spider… eh?
    We sleep. Oh no!
    Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
    Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
    Both, one… my names are in it.
    Murder? I’m a fool.
    A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
    A Goddam level I lived at.
    On mail let it in. I’m it.
    Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
    A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
    ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
    “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    Dammit I’m mad.

  22. Anonymous Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    poop

  23. Sam MacKinnon Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 12:56 am

    21 is freaking awesome

  24. lolwut Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    21 is SPARTA
    but 2 is right lol
    Elf fart on snot raffle = lolwut

  25. OMG Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 am

    21 is soooo cool

    Rats live on no evil star

  26. Bri Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    lonely tylenol

  27. monkeybot1000 Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    By FAR the best palindrome ever: “Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.”

  28. sammie Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    flee to me remote elf

  29. Anonymous Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 12:46 am

    #21 is a poem by Demetri Martin

  30. Josh Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 6:25 am

    By demitri martin

    Dammit I’m mad.
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
    To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
    Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
    Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
    I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
    Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
    In my halo of a mired rum tin.
    I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
    Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
    No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
    Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
    Be still if I fill its ebb.
    Ew, a spider… eh?
    We sleep. Oh no!
    Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
    Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
    Both, one… my names are in it.
    Murder? I’m a fool.
    A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
    A Goddam level I lived at.
    On mail let it in. I’m it.
    Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
    A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
    Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
    “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    Dammit I’m mad.

  31. sal c. Says:
    February 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    14 has absolutely no life

  32. Jerjinbred Says:
    March 2nd, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    dis is crazy….

  33. Michael Says:
    March 19th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    One of my favorites, made up (so far as I know) by a guy in the shipping department of a former employer: To Idi Amin I’m a idiot.

  34. Anonymous Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    did mom poop mom did

  35. doodle Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    was it a hat i saw

    lived as a devil

    not a ton

    a toyota

    racecar

  36. anonymous Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    How about this one:
    “I Madam, I made radio. So I dared. Am I mad? Am I?”
    -attributed to Nikola Tesla by the author Spider Robison.

  37. Sam Says:
    May 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    I roamed under a red nude maori

  38. Jack Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Stab! Gnash! sang bats

  39. ashleigh Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    madam im adam

  40. ashleigh Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    never odd or even

  41. William Hodgson Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 4:38 am

    No son, Onanism’s a gross orgasm sin. A no-no, son!

  42. Stan Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Thanks for sharing a great list. Here are a couple of my favorites:

    Napoleon on route to his exile . . . . “Able was I, I saw Elba”

    The benefits of quitting caffeine . . . “Decaf I lived on, no devil I faced”

  43. Brandy Jackson Says:
    August 18th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    The following is a true palindrome. I wrote this with the intention of depicting dialogue, in a courtroom environment, between prosicutor and accused. The first paragragh spoken by prosicutor, the second accused, and the third by the prosicutor.

    _ THE TRIAL _

    “LIVE” is as if “LOWER-one”, to get SAW as it FELT now ARE.
    Post OPEN on “IT”,….
    SET a sir of “Warden one”……..TALL………ordered-“NO”.

    What I “FELT” to “BE” when I “TRAMPLE” them,
    Or “FELT” to “BE them”.
    Patti did,…. “IF” I “SAW”,
    Or “THAT” I saw Ross Otarra “Toss”…..or was it a “Throw”… … as if “I” did it!
    TAP me!!!

    The “Bottle” from “Ethel P. Martin” eh?
    WE “Bottle-Fit”!!!…………ah!
    “Wonder-Ed”….roll a “Ten” on “Ed”!
    Raw!…….for is a “TEST”!
    In ONE?…….POTS!
    “OPERA” won’t, …left is a WASTE!
    Go “Ten-ore”.
    “Wolf” is as “I”?……Evil??

  44. mercedes Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    ok wow these are sooo cool i am now in LOVE with palindromes now!!!! heres some one word palindroms:

    pop level civic kayak rotator wow dad redder did aha huh bub anna hannah noon solos

    p.s. thanks #21 i recited that to my english teacher and got 10 extra credit points!!! try it!!

  45. Bud Says:
    September 26th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Paris boob-tube noon sex alert relaxes no one but boobs, I rap!

  46. Beatrice Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Hahaha, 21 was written by Demetri Martin – he’s my all time favourite comedian – thanks for posting that up =)

  47. JustMakeMeLaugh Says:
    October 18th, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Was it a car, or a cat i saw?

  48. Steve Says:
    November 10th, 2009 at 3:31 am

    Those are completely amazing!!

  49. Anonymous Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

  50. me Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    topspot

    glenelg (a place in australia)

    able was i ere i saw elba

    rise to vote sir

    thats all i know. <—-not a palindrome

  51. Anonymous Says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Mr Owl ate my metal worm.

  52. this is my life Says:
    January 2nd, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    [...] a really long one and good for the day: Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era [more]. Alliteration  is one of my favorite literary terms,  really like it [...]

  53. IMEURU Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

  54. IMEURU Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Taco cat

    Mmmm tasty

  55. Anonymous Says:
    February 7th, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Wow! So cool! One of them is not right. The “The noon sex alert relaxes no one” needs a th at the end to make it a palindrome. Whatever. This page is so cool anyway. I am totally bookmarking it!

  56. Joe Moore Says:
    February 8th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Came up with this one two days ago…

    Spot on motto:
    “Be not safe,
    Be many,
    Be no one by name,
    Be fast,
    One Bottom,
    No tops!”

  57. Robb Says:
    March 15th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    mom

  58. Dole Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    “No sir, rags don’t,” nods garrison

  59. Joe Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Madam i’m Adam

  60. phsychobanana Says:
    April 19th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Lived on decaf, faced no devil

  61. Babu Palathingal Says:
    May 8th, 2010 at 9:47 am

    That one can be made

    Pale noon sex alert relaxes no one lap

  62. Babu Palathingal Says:
    May 8th, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Iris was my student. She said,

    Sir, I’m Iris

  63. big book Says:
    May 11th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    zzirgrizz

  64. Aaron Says:
    May 19th, 2010 at 7:19 am

    Nurses run!

    Seton Hall, Ah! Notes!

    sleep eels

    T.R, a sin, is art.

    pull up

    Marshall, a H.S ram.

    Aron, ron, mike, kim, nor nora.

  65. william Says:
    May 30th, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    live or ro evil

  66. william Says:
    May 30th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    nor ron

  67. Eldest Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Ten animals I slam in a neT

  68. pop Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 7:43 am

    go hang a salami i’m a lasagna hog

  69. Jeanne Says:
    June 14th, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Williamsburg, Brooklyn zip code: 11211

  70. Anonymous Says:
    June 17th, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

  71. Brian Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 4:19 am

    Surely you have seen the video (for example http://www.zappinternet.com/video/dojBbaTjuX/Weird-Al-Yankovic-Bob-Dylan) of “Weird Al” Yankovic doing a parody (from his 2003 album Poodle Hat) of Bob Dylan’s famous Subterranean Homesick Blues excerpt from D. A. Pennebaker’s film, Dont Look Back, where he holds up signs showing the lyrics, ENTIRELY IN PALINDROMES!
    The film is a perfect doubling of the original, with an Allen Ginsberg look-alike too.

  72. David Alan Brooks Says:
    August 6th, 2010 at 4:23 am

    My long, fully comprehensible palindrome that simultaneously meets other near-impossible demands of rhyme and metre…

    “My sylph’s in a Danish! So gym
    Was droll, Merows! My swan is slim!
    A Hamil’s sin —” “Aw!”
    Sym swore. “M’Llord saw?
    My gosh! Sin a Danish? Ply Sym!”

    Puzzled? Matthew Llord protests when his girlfriend Symantha Hamil tucks into Danish pastries provided by the swanning Merow twins, the chubby owners of their gym. Sym snaps sarcastically even before Matt can mention her family’s sweet tooth, for she can read him like a book — backwards, just as you can read me. Try!

  73. fred Says:
    August 26th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    yes Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    “the noon sex alert relaxes no one” is not a palindrome

    it is if you take off the the

  74. Anonymous Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    slap no poop on pals

  75. He Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    “Yo, be tall, lace. Help pay apple!” He call. – Late boy.

  76. ya mum Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Best pelindrone ever!!!

    e

    Lulzz

  77. awsm tawz Says:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 2:19 am

    Wat bout “Ah Satan sees Natasha”

  78. Ken Tao Says:
    March 13th, 2011 at 4:44 am

    avid diva

  79. Spooky Says:
    March 13th, 2011 at 11:09 am

    Sit On A Potato Pan Otis is another one. xD

  80. hugalulu Says:
    March 15th, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Six enexis

  81. Ken Tao Says:
    March 25th, 2011 at 6:17 am

    a manor on a ma

  82. Anonymous Says:
    April 20th, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Spot six at taxi stops.

  83. Anonymous Says:
    May 4th, 2011 at 11:05 am

    14 has no life

  84. Commenter Says:
    May 6th, 2011 at 7:34 am

    oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

  85. ya mums mum. Says:
    June 20th, 2011 at 12:52 am

    oh dear guys-_-.

  86. Anonymous Says:
    July 12th, 2011 at 2:17 am

    rats live on no evil star is a good one
    but these ones make no scence.

  87. fred Says:
    July 21st, 2011 at 1:13 am

    mr owl ate my metal worm–best one

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