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List of the Best Palindromes


A palindrome is a word or phrase that is the same whether it is read forwards or backwards. A good palindrome also makes sense. Here are some of best palindromes (sometimes spelled palendromes).

Do geese see God?


Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac


Lisa Bonet ate no basil


A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!


A Toyota! Race fast… safe car: a Toyota


Madam, in Eden I’m Adam


Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog!


Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna


Rats live on no evil star


Was it Eliot’s toilet I saw?


Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era


Some men interpret nine memos


The noon sex alert relaxes no one,


Tim made us sign it “Lover”–a revolting issue, dammit!


Draw, O coward!


Niagara, O roar again!


Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!


God loaned Eden AOL–dog!


Tara’s partner entraps a rat


Now, sir, a war is never even–sir, a war is won! (Craig Hansen)


T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet


Sex at noon taxes


Dennis and Edna sinned


Live not on evil


Stressed? No Tips? Spit on Desserts


Rise to vote, sir!


As I leave to help Martin act, can I trample hot Eva-Elisa?


“Nella’s bosom, signor–it’s a cast-iron gismo!” sobs Allen. (Nora Baron)


Go deliver a dare, vile dog!


No trace; not one carton


Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts


Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak


Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo


No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention


Too bad! I hid a boot!


Never odd or even


Murder for a jar of red rum


May a moody baby doom a yam?


Doc note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

 

 

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19 Responses to “List of the Best Palindromes””

  1. Anonymous Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.

  2. HEY HEY Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Some of these are so tacky!! They make no sense, they’re just words, i don’t think that they should be counted, because they aren’t a sentence they are just random words that don’t even make sense at all. One of them has a made up word as well that shouldn’t count!!!

  3. yes Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    “the noon sex alert relaxes no one” is not a palindrome

  4. Matt Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    but tub

  5. qwerty Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    No sir away a papaya war is on

  6. nut Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    racecar

  7. Natalie Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    How could you forget “Son I am able she said though you scare me watch said I beloved I said watch me scare you though said she able am I son?”

  8. HotForWords Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    The Greeks had an oxymoron: “Nipson anomemata me monan opsin which meant: “wash the sin as well as the face”

    I did a video on this a while ago and got AMAZING examples as well!

    Marina
    Your trusty philologist

  9. ROADRUNRNCH Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 12:37 am

    In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni. from old Greek. We Spin Around the Night Consumed by the Fire .

  10. PerU Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    borrowing and mixing yer palindromes:

    Madams ex alert relaxes madam

    madam nixes sex in madam

  11. PerU Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    in honor of an Elf friend:

    Elf fart ‘oops poot” raffle

    Ruffle elf fur

    Ruffles Madams elf fur

    Elf fart on snot raffle

    Elf i reloads da ole rifle

  12. OMG Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    what about- was it a cat i saw?

  13. Me Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 5:57 am

    able was I ere I saw Elba

  14. RICHIE Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!

  15. Wade Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    “The noon sex alert relaxes no one” is listes in the best palindromes but is NOT a palindrome!

  16. rocco Says:
    August 29th, 2008 at 2:21 am

    stop! murder us not, o tonsured rumpots!

  17. Sam MacKinnon Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 12:25 am

    Sun is red. Now tell life “Rain on I a refill!” Let wonder sin us.

  18. hehe Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    palindromes are …………. :P

  19. hehe Says:
    September 20th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    MY PALINDROME IS THE BEST:

    TADAA!

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