Daily Quick Break: April 7, 2008: Funny School Excuse Notes

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!   These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in … Read more

Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses

These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company.  Clients were asked for a brief statement describing their particular car accident, and this is what they wrote. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when … Read more

Funny School Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s. “Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.” “Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat.” “Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose … Read more