Funny School Excuse Notes
These are excuse notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s.
“Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.”
“Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat.”
“Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose vowels.”
“Please excuse Joyce from jim today.”
“Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. He fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.”
“Karl was hit yesterday playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.”
“John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.”
“Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor.”
“Please excuse Sarah from being absent yesterday. She was sick and I had her shot.”
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
“Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father’s fault.”
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16 thoughts on “Funny School Excuse Notes”
OMG!!!! funny stuff rite there!! lol
Wow… It still amazes me how stupid some people are
Please excuse Brenda being late today.
She went outside to wait for the school bus then came back inside to use the toilet, and missed it.
Johnny was gone friday so please execute him.
omg.. probably if i forward this link to all my frens.. they will surely laugh until stomachache..
my friend once got a note off her mam for not doing homework but the bus came early so all that was on the note was “Sorry…”
that stuff is dumb. youre all nerds
this is so friggin cool!
i need to show all of friends.
because we are SO into school, we need to like make fun of people who are stupid.
what ur guys gpa?
mine is friggin perfect
my parents are so proud
you all suck because you arent good at school.
Hey you forgot another dumb/hilarious absence note,
I promise this is real, I found it on another website, that’s how it goes
“Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()â€™s were crossed out.]”
these are soooooo funny
this stuff was so stupid that it had me laughing in class and now i have detention!!!!!!!!!!
This stuff is so awesome!!! i have to show this to all the people in my school and then have to ask the office if i can look at all the absent notes to see how stupid people can get!!!!! LOL! not trying to hurt anyones feelings!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha this is so funny!
please excuse miley from school because she is hannah montanna and she has a sore throat.
-billy ray cyrus aka mullet man:)
I agree with the person above me. These do suck.