fortune cookies

Daily Quick Break: March 15, 2008: Strange Fortune Cookies: Funny but Real Fortune Cookie Fortunes

by

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic! These are actual fortune cookie fortunes. Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas. You … Read more

Strange Fortune Cookies: Funny but Real Fortune Cookie Fortunes

by

These are actual fortune cookie fortunes. Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas. You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly. Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment. You will gain admiration from your pears. You will receive a fortune cookie. Never wear your best pants when … Read more