My mom got an empty one once. And once I got one that said, “Harsh words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips.” The weirdest one ever, though, was when my mom, my dad, both of my brothers, and myself all got the same fortune. I don’t remember what it said, but we all had the same exact fortune.
October 14th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
i got one that said “wow! a secret message from your tooth!” it made my day =D
Yur Mom! Says:
November 12th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
“Hey! give a guy a break! I have been in this cookie forever!!”
November 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
“come back later cookies need sleep too”
December 10th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Look with favor upon a bold beginning coming this year… Except in bed
December 17th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I got one that said “Ask your Mom”
January 8th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
HAHAHAHAHA add “in bed” at the end of every single fortune cookie! it’s hilarious!!!!!! XD
Ryann Griffith Says:
April 6th, 2010 at 11:46 am
“Good fortune is yours when you stock tons of fortune cookies” lol.
cookie girl Says:
April 27th, 2010 at 11:39 am
never eat a cookie who tells fortunes
May 7th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
i just got this fortune cookie that says pleasures await you by the seashore… i was all wooh… that nice…
May 23rd, 2010 at 7:51 pm
“You like Chinese food” and “Nobody does it better than you” have been my favorites.
If you were looking for a fortune, HA! because i must have screwed up your day!
Bob the Builder Says:
July 12th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
“A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.”
July 19th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
“Never depend on others to make you happy, you can do it yourself” LOL!
July 24th, 2010 at 10:55 am
lawl!! “You are about to become $8.95 poorer.
($6.95 if you had the buffet)” I got that from Panda Express xP
July 28th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
“Your fly is down”
August 12th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine.
JENN :D Says:
September 9th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I had general tso’s chicken once and received a fortune cookie saying “That wasn’t chicken” :O What did I eat then?!
September 17th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
LOL! I just found a fortune cookie that said “to forgive is to forget.” on one side and the other side has my lucky numbers and “Perdonsar es de olvidarse.” THATS SPANISH!!!
September 20th, 2010 at 8:21 am
You are doomed to be happy in marriage.
September 30th, 2010 at 6:21 am
Lol. My fave so far that I’ve got : ” Ignore previous cookie “
October 3rd, 2010 at 9:40 am
‘This cookie is poisoned.’
Mick Malloy Says:
October 8th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
“You sing as softly as a bird” I got this one a few years back, if only they knew how untrue it is…
October 15th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
You DONT want to know how long I’ve been in there
October 23rd, 2010 at 5:44 am
A few years ago I got one that said “The SAT answer’s are A D D C B
December 14th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
“Sorry…out of my mind….back in five minutes”
January 26th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
the worst one… “You will have a romantic evening the next full moon” add in bed to the end it’s terrible
January 26th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
you can add
in his bed
in your mother’s bed
in her bed
in your brother’s bed
in your sister’s bed
in the bathroom
in his bathroom
in your mother’s bathroom
in your brother’s bathroom
in your sister’s bathroom
in her bathroom
in th public bathroom
in the outhouse
in his pants
in her pants
in your pants
in your mother’s pants
in your brother’s pants
in your sister’s pants
January 26th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
funniiest 1: Ooops…Wrong Cookie
February 4th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
“45.6% of all statistics are made up”
February 4th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I got one on vacation that said: Your relationship will soon change,
The day I got back to school my crush asked me to be his girlfriend!
aaron baxter Says:
February 4th, 2011 at 7:29 pm
some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
February 9th, 2011 at 10:59 am
I once saw this in a fortune cookie:
If you can achieve greatness in bed, stay in bed,
If not then GET OUT OF BED!
You don't know my name. XD. Says:
February 9th, 2011 at 11:04 am
I just made this great fortune:
This cookie doesn’t tell fortunes…but others do.
March 15th, 2011 at 10:02 am
I once opened a fortune cookie in Orlando, Florida, that said: “You will soon be hungry. Order carry-out.”
March 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Good food is full of nutrients, but the nutrients of life are what you need.(in bed)
April 18th, 2011 at 8:51 am
From Asean Bistro in Columbia, MD: “Hungry is the man who seeks salvation in a cookie.”
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