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Kid Jokes

 

 

Here are some good funny and clean kid’s jokes and children’s jokes.

 

 

How do you fix a broken chimp?
With a monkey wrench!

 

 

How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!

 

 

How do you train King Kong?
You hit him with a rolled up newspaper building!

 

 

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

 

 

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

 

 

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!

 

 

A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”

 

 

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

 

 

Early one morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

 

 

Why don’t sharks like to eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!

 

 

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!

 

 

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