(Trixie just tied up the players of the puppet show and continues) Trixie: (as Uncle Sam) Sorry about the delay folks. We’re having some technical difficulties. Trixie: (as Baldy) Yeah, I had to scratch my balls. 1) I wouldn’t do that if I were you. 2) If I were you, I wouldn’t do a lot … Read more
1) Junior, I’m going to have to take your allowance back. 2) The whole buck?! Hmm…I wonder if he has change for a twenty. I wonder if penguins can fly? Alright smart mouth now you’re gonna pay for it. And hurry the hell up!! I’m not getting any younger!!! (ding) Ben: TV? What’s TV compared … Read more
1) I met the programing director today his name is pigvomit b/c he looks like a pig and he makes me wanna vomit.. pigvomit Kenny Rushton: You violated my wife. You soiled the sanctity of my home! After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? And this is the … Read more