‘Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he has been transformed into a giant cockroach.’ Nah, it’s too good. (1) Ahem, ahhemm, cough, cough, ahemmm . . . (2) I assume you’re making those cartoon noises to attract my attention. (1)After that, we’ll play, The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucrecia. And, I’ll … Read more
*singing* oh wendy..so good to meet you..oh babe cuz i’m you biggest fan! 1) There once was a lady from France… 2)STOP! 1)….who did an unusual dance…. (everyone else): uh oh! 1)….she rolled on the grass and tickled her…. 2) THATS ENOUGH! What happen to flo Healy what happens to mrs. Healy why are all … Read more
A SHRINK! TURN IT AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw a dead cat yesterday! Murph to Junior: Thats my sister over there Junior: Uggh! Who let her outta Jurrasic Park! Murph: Are you insulting my sister? Junior: No im insulting Trex Once when i sneezed a piece of corn came out of my nose! You got no guts! … Read more