(Trixie just tied up the players of the puppet show and continues)
Trixie: (as Uncle Sam) Sorry about the delay folks. We’re having some technical difficulties.
Trixie: (as Baldy) Yeah, I had to scratch my balls.
1) I wouldn’t do that if I were you. 2) If I were you, I wouldn’t do a lot of things…like go out in public!
CLOWNS!!? I HAAATE CLOWNS!
I COMMAND you to STOP!
i think your dad likes my mom normally when a guy does that i run over with the car or knock him down the stairs i gotta look out for her, but your dad he doesn’t bother me that much…
you know your mom doesn’t bug me that much either…
PALS
PALS (shake hands.)
I wish you’d never been born..
oh i am so scared i am being threatened by the tidyball girl now why have you been bugging me…
UUUUMMM i bug who ever i want this is my school.
says who.
Me and my amain…
lights firehose….
Ahhhhhh your insane let’s get out of here… aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggh
I-Yah! (Murph spinkicks the head off of an octopus)
Hey, You little creep!
Junior, thinking: The wench must die!
Junior: If I were a pigment of your imagination, could I do this?
Mr. Peabody: What, what, what?
(Junior belches)
Junior:If I was a pigment of your’e imagination,could I do this?(Junior farts)
Junior:Sixth Grade!!??!!Wow!I can fart in more people’s office’s!
Just try to pull one stunt and I’ll cut you off at the knees and bury you alive!
Later on, we’ll go home and I’ll put on the Zorro outfit.
Listen here you little monster, I am mightier than you are and I always get what I want, so back off! ‘Cause whether you like it or not, I am gonna marry your daddy and when I do, you’re gonna be on the first plane to boarding school in Baghdad!
Maybe next time you’ll listen to me!
Mr Healy: nobody messes with the healy’s and gets away with it.
Murph: Little kid doesn’t know who he’s talking to. I’m a senior student in this school.
Junior: Well, no shit, you’ve been here since 1970!
Murph: OH, YOU’RE GONNA HURT!!
Murph: This is your last day of school, ever!
Now juniour you get out of this car you’re going to school.
(NODS HEAD)
Juniour 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education if you don’t go you’ll only hurt yourself.
Well i am sure i will take a couple of others down with me…
JUNIOUR i am your father and you do as i SAY now come on get OUT here get out…
Now look what you’ve done (BRAKES CAR SEAT)
Here take this good bye and good luck.
Peabody:Oh,you’re dad says that,YOUR’E DAD IS A MORON! HE’S A MORON!YOU KNOW WHAT A MORON IS?THAT’S WHAT YOUR’E DAD IS!ANYWAY YOU DON’T BELONG HERE!YOU BELONG IN THE SIXTH GRADE!CAUSE YOUR’E A GENIUS KID,A GENIUS
please don’t let me get stuk with that bitch Lawanda
trixie: you know, usually when a guy likes my mom, i run them over and push them down the stairs, but ur dad seems okay
junior: gee thanks, by the way, sorry for making you throw up
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