(1)I believe I’ll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready…and then I’ll take it. (2) I believe you will not! 1. ‘Beware the Wheelers’ 2. What’s a Wheeler? 1. I don’t remember them. 1. Billina, this is our old house. The one that the tornado blew away. 2. … Read more
(1) I’m just saying, for safety, don’t shave your legs, because then you definitely won’t let it go too far. (2) Megan, it’s a first date. (1) I married a first date. I’m sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you’re in the moment, the male brain seems, I don’t know, everything they say … Read more
Alright, racing fans. Here we go! Are ya havin’ fun yet? Burn!!!!! BURN!!!!!! BURN!!!! Girls have tits. How fuckin’ simple can you get!? I’ve gotta mind……to slit your goddamn throat! Look again, goddamn it! Two-headed dog. Well, first of all, I’m gonna kill ya. It ain’t no fuckin’ biggie. Well, welcome to the real world. … Read more