(1) Are all nerds as good as you? (2) Yes, because all jocks think about is sports. All we think about is sex! (1) Remember, there’s 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls. (2) So, that’s 7,107.32 boobs. (1)Dean, we’ve got a big game coming up, and I don’t want my boys’ minds … Read more
Don’t you know ‘tibiron’ means ‘shark’? You don’t mess with Tibby Mendez. Donde esta my fucking cat? Hey, nothing’s forever, man. I killed a man I hated today. I never concede a point. I’m going on a vacation. I don’t work for anybody. I’m not gonna work for anybody. All right? If you want to … Read more
–We want you to feel a member of our congregation. –Who is she? Any man with any style at all can make a mess of his love life…and any woman with any gumption at all can make a shambles of her marriage. Gowan always maintained that what he hated most about writing was the paperwork. … Read more