1 Hey boss we can’t get these antlers to stick. 2 Well just staple them to there heads. #1- Check the record chump, I did some stuff! I was a baseball player. One year I hit the home run to win the big game. #2- That was the kid on ‘The Courtship of Eddie’s Father’. … Read more
A) You will be visited by THREE GHOSTS ! B) I think I’d rather not… All these people owe me money! They loved me, and I never knew! are there no prisons! are there no workhouses! Come here, you weird, little man! G: You may look in the window … it will cost you nothing, … Read more
Here’s another good inspirational story: Praying Hands Back in the fifteenth century, in a tiny village near Nuremberg, lived a family with eighteen children. Eighteen! In order merely to keep food on the table for this mob, the father and head of the household, a goldsmith by profession, worked almost eighteen hours a day at … Read more