–Get him some…maple syrup. –Maple syrup? –Yes, maple syrup. It grows on trees. –Public office is a public trust. –This is why this is America. –Would you like a cigar? –Aren’t these illegal? –Why would they be illegal? –Well, the trade embargo against Cuba. –Nobody tells me anything. –You believe that? –I do if you … Read more
(Marilyn)She has nice tits. (Potter)I left you a note. (Marilyn)How did you sign it? (Potter)Best wishes for your continued success. (pause) It’s a joke! (Potter)I want to have sex with you. (Marilyn)Gulp! Couldn’t you at least personalize it a little? (Potter)I want to have sex with you, Marilyn. (Potter)I want us to live together. I … Read more
1.It’s 10:00, you’re late as usual. I’ve been here since 8. 2. 8 o’clock? I didn’t know this place was open that early. #1: Are you crying? #2: No, I’m not a crier. I don’t cry. I work out. 6u 7 Afternoon delight. Bacardi Cola – Do It! Do It! Backstabber! Can’t smile without you. … Read more