Movie Quotes from State and Main: Quotes from the movie State and Main

–Get him some…maple syrup.
–Maple syrup?
–Yes, maple syrup. It grows on trees.

–Public office is a public trust.
–This is why this is America.

–Would you like a cigar?
–Aren’t these illegal?
–Why would they be illegal?
–Well, the trade embargo against Cuba.
–Nobody tells me anything.

–You believe that?
–I do if you do.
–But it’s absurd.
–So if our electoral process. But we still vote.

1) But it’s absurd. 2) So is our electoral process, but we still vote.

1) I know my lines. 2) You do? 1) I just don’t know what order they come in.

1) What does he like? 2) 14-year-old girls. 1) Well, get him something else. We want to get out of this town alive. Get him half a 28-year-old girl.

1) What’s an assistant producer credit? 2) It’s what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.

1) You like kids? 2) Never saw the point of ’em. 1) Me neither.

1)She doesn’t show her tits! Her breasts symbolize motherhood! 2)The breasts symbolize motherhood? 1)The movie’s about purity. So we don’t show her breasts, we show them to him. She keeps her back to the camera. 2)It’ll hurt the box office. 1) They know what her tits look like. 3) Know? They could draw them from memory

1: How do I do a film called The Old Mill when I don’t have an old mill? 2: Well, first you’ve got to change the title.

As an interpretive artist to a creative artist, stay with me. I need you.

Beats working.

Because, Because, Because You treat me like a child, you treat me like a child, that’s why I can’t come

Because, Becuase, Because you treat me like a child, you treat me like a child, that’s why I can’t come.

Did my matzos come?

dont’t fuck with me or I’ll rip out your heart and piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest. My best to Marion.

Everybody makes their own fun. If you don’t make it yourself, it isn’t fun. It’s entertainment.

Everybody needs a hobby.

Hey, did you see the grosses for Gandhi 2?

I’ll give the horse an Associate Producer credit.

I’m going to rip your heart out, then I’m going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest!

If your memory was as long as your dick, you’d be in good shape.

It’s faggy without being homosexual.

It’s not a lie. It’s a gift for fiction.

It’s the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat’s supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why’d you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?

Joseph): Ever wonder why the Dalmatian’s the symbol of the firehouse? Ann): First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642. Joseph: But why the Dalmatian? Ann): It was either that, or a sardine.

Never admit you can type.

Never trust anybody who wears a bow tie.

The only second chance that i know is the chance to make the same mistake twice.

The Song Of The Old Mill.

Walt): And we’re going to sue you for a billion dollars. Joe): What cause? Walt): I don’t need a cause, I just need a lawyer!

Walt): What’s in the bag? Marty): My undies, cause, you can’t get this film off on time I’m gonna wet myself.

Waterford, Vermont.

We need you. You know why? You’re why we’re here.

We’re here to make a movie.

Well….that happened.

Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed the costumes!

Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and the puke designed these costumes.

You go, Huskies!

You’re going to give your recollections of the accident at the corner of State and Main.

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