Honey, is that Michael Bolton’s version of “The Thong Song”? (Comes out of bathroom) Whew, too funky for myself! (Jim Kelly fights on TV) JIM KELLY!!! –Hi. — Hi? What you mean hi? Like “high yellow wanna be white”? “High” like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don’t smell any weed on … Read more
–You know what’s funny? That gray van over there. –Funny ha-ha or funny interesting? –You think you’re smarter than we are. –Oh, not much. 1) Hon, do oysters come with guns? 2) Don’t make any sudden movements 1) Why? Is there a bee on me? 3) I don’t see one 1) You know I;ve never … Read more
1)you’re eyes…i just want to swim in them 2)(laughing) i’m sorry, that’s just the kind of thing that american women think italian men say and what does that make me? saint frances, patron saint of horny teenagers! Can you *69 Italy??? Come everyone! Follow the Flower! Frances: [in voiceover] Every day I watch for the … Read more