Movie Quotes from Undercover Brother: Quotes from the movie Undercover Brother

Honey, is that Michael Bolton’s version of “The Thong Song”?

(Comes out of bathroom) Whew, too funky for myself! (Jim Kelly fights on TV) JIM KELLY!!!

–Hi. — Hi? What you mean hi? Like “high yellow wanna be white”? “High” like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don’t smell any weed on me, do you?

–Wait a minute, how’d the white boy get a job at “the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D.”? — Shit, what can I say? Affirmative action

1) (after 2 knocks on his door) Who’s there? 2) Kung! 1) Kung who? 2) Kung Fu!

1) undercover brother you are too much man for me
2) sometimes im too much man for myself

1.) I feel black. 2.) But you look white! Don’t touch me!

1.)once you have undercover brother there ain’t no other 2.)no, its once you go black you don’t go back

Freeze! Put down the mayonnaise!

baby sometime im too much man for my on damn self

Blackness confirmed, you got soul brother!


Cheif–Didn’t you cause about a ba-zillion dollars worth of damage? And I sure as hell ain’t covering for ya; I don’t care how sexy you look floating down in your little pants!

Did you know George Washington Carver carved the first computer from a peanut? A PEANUT!!

Hey! Don’t be dissin’ me!

Holy Funkadelic

I see white people.

I’m to funky fo my self!

It Ain’t No Thang~

It’s gettin’ all racial up in this piece.

just blame it all on the white man

Move over, Colonel, here comes the General!

My cookie would break you in half. That may be, but that would be some long division. Long.

Once you’ve been with Undercover Brother, there is no other.


Then O.J. really didn’t do it?

They never give any credit to the black man! Jesus Christ:black man. Babe Ruth:black man. Mandonna:sleeps with black men. Think about it.

This ain’t no damn Ferrari…it was made in the 70’s.

Today is a great day for black people of all races.

uh oh someone open a window, its getting all racist up in this piece!

Undercover Brother! If you are going to blend into the white world you are going to have to like MAYONAISE!!

What it is, Chief?

You forgot to mention my big, black, fuzzy balls! (Motions to windshield dice)

You mess with the ‘fro, you gotta go.

You Mess With The Fro You Gots To Go~

Your body is slammin, so let’s get to jammin!

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