……AND THEN THE BIG BROWN SHARK CAME. …Eddie was screamin’ in his sleep ahh help me help me I woke him and I shook him and I said Eddie what’s wrong he said Aunt Bunny is coming to get me. …I thought I learned some new spanish shit, I walked up to my man I … Read more
A man can always use more alcohol, tobacco and firearms. All right, Phil. I want you to do a full autopsy. Concentrate on time and cause. Full spread of lab tests. Everything. Brace yourselves, I think you’re about to witness a murder. I am asking a simple question.Is she alive or is she dead? It … Read more
#1. How about you, sir….how did you die? #2. On stage, like you! …and you didn’t want to toot your own horn. 1) Do you have a jacuzzi in your room? 2) No…you? 1) …uhh…no it’s not IN my room, it’s in my bathroom….in fact it might not even be a jacuzzi, I think it’s … Read more