–Think I’m losing my edge? –Just the opposite. It’s getting too sharp. Believing is what takes you there Death is like being pregnant. You’re either are or you’re not. Joe!!!! She wants you to meet her in the rainbow. That’s a good drawing. You want to stay in this world for as long as you … Read more
1) My brother can’t walk right. Can’t talk right. You have dishonered my family. I have sworn to kill you. 2) Swearing is easy. 1)Did I tell you I was the Cha-Cha-Cha king of Hong Kong? 2)About a hundred times. Did I tell you I was pregnant? 1)Once. 2)Make that twice. a) Philosophy major, now … Read more
#1: I can’t quite place it. It tastes like… #2: Milk. Fresh, wholesome milk. 1) Oh thank god – vibrator repair? 2) No ma’am. Los Angeles Police. Sorry. 1)Do these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman? 2)No, no. They’re quite impressive, bordering on spectacular. 1)Do you have any idea what falls … Read more