‘I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING! I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING!’ (Door to the cell closes) ‘I saw everything!’ (laughs) ‘I wont hurt you, little fly. All I want is your LIFE!’ (Dracula is having a dream) Dracula: Oh yes, Everything is so colorful, and the sun is so shiny. Would you two lovers allow me to spare … Read more
Dracula. Not myth. He’s real, I assure you. …I was named for the Peanuts character! 1)They are nosferatu, the undead. 2)undead…UNDEAD! 1: Sorry sport,I’m athiest. 2: Jesus loves you anyway. 1>(pulling out a cross) 2>Sorry sport, I’m an atheist 1>(presses a button and knife comes out the bottom) 2>huh? 1>(stabbing person 2 in the eye) … Read more
Mirror breaks 1) Oh… a foul bauble of man’zzz… vanity. Perhaps you should… grow a beard… A. Do you want to perform an autopsy? B. No, I merely want to cut off her head and take out her heart. A: My God who are you? I know you. B: I have crossed oceans of time … Read more