#1: I can’t quite place it. It tastes like…
#2: Milk. Fresh, wholesome milk.
1) Oh thank god – vibrator repair? 2) No ma’am. Los Angeles Police. Sorry.
1)Do these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman? 2)No, no. They’re quite impressive, bordering on spectacular.
1)Do you have any idea what falls into an industrial sausage press, including rodent hairs and bug excrement?
2) I hate you, Streebeck.
1)What the hell do you want? 2)Police officer’s, ma’am.
1: Sure, but how do you tell that to these kids who have never seen a lion before and will probably never have the desire to see one again? 2: Kids, it’ll grow back. Kids: YAY!
Ah, sure, but just like every other foaming, rabid psycho in this city with a foolproof plan, you’ve forgotten you’re facing the single finest fighting force ever assembled.
And on a school night, too.
City of crime.
Don’t forget Gerry, you’re having your pores sucked at 4.
Don’t you mean the VIRGIN Connie Swayle?
For the first time in 12 years I rolled into traffic with a new partner.
He was a loner, left in the middle of the night, that scum lovin’ shitbag!
I don’t care what undercover rock you crawled out from, there’s a dress code for detectives in Robbery-Homicide. Section 3-605.10.20.22.18.104.22.168.80. It specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them.
It tastes like milk. Like the sign out front says: fresh, wholesome, milk.
Just shut up, close your eyes, and think about Christmas.
Just the facts, ma’am.
Kids, it will grow back.
Ladies and Gentalmen, the story you are about to see it true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. For Example George Baker is now called Silvia Whiss.
Let me tell you something Mister, unlike you, outside of cigarettes I only have one vice, and a good chili dog is it, so would you please pipe down.
Let me tell you something. I don’t care much for you or the putred sludge you’re troweling out.
Look out, muppets!
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
Not that it’s any of your business, but I spent a quiet evening in the company of Connie Swail. #2 Don’t you mean the Virgin Connie Swail. #1 raises eyebrow and theme music starts
Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we’re capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don’t drag me down into your private Hell.
Only the facts, ma’am.
Surf’s up, beach boy, but you’ll be hanging ten downtown.
Uh, listen, say Joe. Ya know it’s the darndest thing, I seemed to have…uh…left my notebook in the car, and it’s going to take me 15, 20 a 1/2 hour or so to find it. Why don’t you…uh…pump…Silvia here…uh…privately for information and I’ll….uh…you know…
Uh-huh, Pseudohalogenic compound cyanogen.
Well, Muzz, I guess it’s just you, and… and me… and your balls… and this drawer.
Yeah, if it wasn’t for the drugs, we wouldn’t have been able to escape from the giant snake in the pit!!
You’ve got a lot of repressed feelings, don’t you, Friday? Must be what keeps your hair up.
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