(repeated line) John: Hey, moron! Max: Yutz! 1) I see your cat crapped on my newspaper again. 2)Yeah, who says you can’t train a cat? 1. Damn it, im so grumpy. 2.SHOOT! me too. 1. Moron! 2. Putz! 1.)Hey im so damn grumpy. 2.)Im so damn grumpier. all we really have in life are the … Read more
(after Allie accidentally swallows a quarter) Grandpa: Relax! Kids swallow quarters all the time! Melanie: Really? Grandpa: Sure! If she cruds out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying. (After Max and John had spaghetti sauce poured on top both of their heads:) Max: Do you think we should ask her for … Read more
Yeah, 3 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, 2 chocolate shakes and a large coke. #1: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you. Now don’t you tell me you don’t remember me ’cause I sure as heckfire remember you. #2: Not a chance. #1: Ned… Ryerson. ‘Needlenose Ned’? ‘Ned the Head’? C’mon, buddy. Case … Read more