Movie Quotes from Groundhog Day: Quotes from the movie Groundhog Day
Yeah, 3 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, 2 chocolate shakes and a large coke.
#1: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you. Now don’t you tell me you don’t remember me ’cause I sure as heckfire remember you. #2: Not a chance. #1: Ned… Ryerson. ‘Needlenose Ned’? ‘Ned the Head’? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well? #2: Ned Ryerson? #1: BING. #2: Bing.
-I thought you hated this town.
-Well, it’s beginning to grow on me.
-Not bad Mr. Connors. You say this is your first lesson?
-Well my father was a piano mover, so.
1) Did you ever have Deja Vu??
2) Didn’t you just ask me that??
1) He will change poopy diapers . 2) Does he have to use the word poopy ?
1) I’ll have a sweet bermuth on the rocks with a twist 2) And for you miss? 3) The same…thats my favorite drink! 1)Mine too…it always makes me think of rome when the sunset hits the buildings. 3) what should we drink to? 1) to the Groundhog!! 3)hmmm…i always drink to world peace.
1) Oh Rita!
2) It’s Nancy
1) You know, I think we should meet again. How does tomorrow sound?
2)(has a pillow over his face and starts thumping the pillow)
1) Is that not good?
1)– Rise and shine, campers, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today. 2)– It’s cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? 3)– Not hardly.
1)Do you know what today is?
2) No, what?
1) Today is tomorrow. It happened.
1)He’s like animals and children and he’ll change poopy diapers.
2)Does he have to use the word ‘poopy’ ?
1)I’ve been stabbed, shocked, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
2) Oh, really?
1) Every day I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender… I am an immortal!
1)Would you happen to have espresso or cappuchino? 2)I don’t know…
1)(under his breath) How to spell espresso or cappuchino.
1)You think it’ll be an early spring? 2)I’m predicting March 21.
1) You know, I think that actually is the first day of spring.
1- Have you ever experienced ‘deja vu’? 2- Didn’t you just ask me that?
1.) I’m a god. 2.)You’re God? 1.) I’m a god, not THE God.
1.) Larry and I were gonna get a bite to eat if you’d like to join us (2.) Ho, no thanks- I’ve seen Larry eat(Sticks fist in mouth).
1.) You mean you weren’t in broadcasting?
2.) I studied mid-19th century French poetry.
3.) What a waste of time!
1.Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster? 2.I don’t think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
1:I had the jack and the tire….It will only be a moment, ladies.2:Who was that?3:He must be from the motor club.
A) In fact, I don’t worry about anything anymore.
B) What makes you so special? Everybody worries about something.
A) That’s exactly what makes me so special.
A) You can’t plan a day like today.
B) You can, it just takes an awful lot of time.
Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right, right, right!
And a donut!
And I hate fudge! Yuck! -No white chocolate, no fudge.
Are you saying that all long distance lines are down because of the snow? What about satellite communication, is it snowing in space too?! Don’t you have a line for emergencies? Perhaps a special line for celebrities? I am both: I’m a celebrity in an emergency!
But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I coundn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.
Did he actually refer to himself as the talent?
did u sleep ok with out me you tossed and turned didnt you
who told you
Did you ever have deja vu?
No but I could check with the kitchen.
Don’t drive angry! Don’t drive angry!
Don’t drive angry!!
Don’t drive angry…don’t drive angry!
First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It’s cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly.
GUS: Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.
Hmmmmm, Ex-fiance, She doesn’t even remember me.
Hey just put that anywhere pal!!!
Hey you guys ready? We better get going if we are going to stay ahead of the weather.
Hey, Phil- if we wanted to hit mailboxes, we could’ve let Sid drive.
I Got You Babe.
I make the weather!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over…
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. THAT was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over again ..
I went to the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobsters and drank pina coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters, that was a pretty good day.
I’m a god. I’m not *the* God… I don’t think.
I’m betting he’s going to swerve first.
I’m not the God. I’m a god.
If the groundhog wakes and sees his shadow, we’ve got six more weeks of winter.
It’s a doozie!
IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY!!
It’s the same thing your whole life. ‘Clean up your room’ ‘Stand up straight’ ‘Pick up your feet’ ‘Take it like a man!’ ‘Be nice to your sister’ ‘Don’t mix beer and wine, ever!’ Oh, yeah, ‘Don’t drive on the railroad track!’
Let’s live here. We’ll rent to start.
Morons, your bus is leaving.
Morons, your bus is leaving.
Morons….your bus is leaving!
Most of my work is with families, couples,…
I have an Alcoholic now!
Nancy, Lincoln, Walsh, thank’s very much.
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you . . . but I’m not going to.
Ned: Phil? Phil?
Phil: NED? [punches Ned in the face and knocks him out]
Ned: Phil! Phil: Ned! (Phil punches Ned in the face and knocks him out)
NED: Phil? Phil Connors, I thought it was you.
PHIL: Ned Ryerson! (hugs him and rubs his back while saying) I have missed you SO much. I don’t know where you’re headed, but can you call in sick?
NED: Uh, I gotta get going. It’s good to see you, Phil. (runs away)
Ned: What are you doing for dinner? Phil: Something else
No matter what happens tomorrow or for the rest of my life, I’m happy now because I love you.
no, i think i’m going to go take a hot bath and read some hustler or something.
Oh, Nancy, I’ve always loved you. I know this may sound sudden, but,… will you be my wife?
OK campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties cause it’s COLD out there today!
One adult and one … Two adults.
People like blood sausage too. People are morons.
People like blood sausage. People are morons.
Phil Connors: I am a god, not the God, but a god.
Phil Connors: Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!
Phil, hey Phil, Phil? Phil Connors! I thought that was you!
Phil: Mrs Lancaster do you ever have deja vu?
Mrs. Lancaster: uh…i dont think so but i could check with the cook.
Phil: Yeah I’ll have a sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist.
Rita: I’ll have the same, thats my favorite drink.
Phil: Mine too, it reminds me of Rome…in the evening when the sun lights the buildings.
Rita: What should we drink to?
Phil: I always drink to world peace.
Rita: World peace…
PHIL: You wanna throw up here, or you want to throw up in the car?
RALPH: I think… both.
PHIL: You weren’t in broadcasting and journalism?
RITA: Hmm-mmm. Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.
PHIL: (laughs) What a waste of time! I mean for someone else that would be an incredible waste of time. It’s so bold of you to even choose that. It’s incredible. You must be a very, very strong person.
Phil? Phil? Phil Conners I thought that was you! Remember me? Not a chance. Ned…RYERSON! Needle nose Ned Ned in the head come on buddy taste western high! Ned Ryerson I did the whistling bellybutton trick at the high school talent show BING! Ned Ryerson got the shingles real bad senior year almost didn’t graduate big again! Ned Ryerson I dated your sister Mary Pat until you told me not to anymore…well? Ned Ryerson? BING!
Piano teacher: You say this if your first lesson Mr. Connor?
Phil: Ya but my dad was a piano MOVER, so…
Remember friends don’t let friends drive! Are you ok? Ok.
Rise and shine, campers, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooooold out there today!
Rise and shine, campers. Don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cold out there today. It’s cold every day.
Sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes.
Sweet Vermooth, on the rocks, with a twist, please.
Take Me Around Again.
There is no way this winter is EVER going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any way out of it. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
There is no way this winter will EVER end as long as the groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. Hes got to be stoped. And I’m going to stop him
There’s alot of things really wrong with Phil…
This day used to mean something. They used to pull the rat out of the hole and they used to eat it. You’re all a bunch of hipocrits!!
This is the one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement
of a large squirrel prediciting the weather.
too early for flapjacks?
Watch that first step! It’s a doooozy!
watch that first step, its a doooOOOooozie!
Well, it’s Groundhog Day… again…
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
well, what if there is no tomorrow? there wasn’t one today.
Well, what if there’s no tomorrow?? There wasn’t one today!!
What about a satalite? is it snowing in space? what about a special line for celebrities or emergencies. I’m both, I’m a celebrity in an emergency!
What if there is no tomorrow, there wasn’t one today…hello? Hello?
What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Why would anyone steal a ground hog? I could think of a couple reasons… perverts.
Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?
Ya gotta want it. Come on, be the hat.
yeah, well, what if there is no tomorrow? there wasn’t one today!
You Don’t Know Me.
You got a problem with what I’m Saying Larry???
You know what today is? Today is tomorrow.
You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.
You’re a pretty good driver for a quadraped.
Your whole life, it’s the same thing. Pick up your feet. Stand up straight. Clean up your room. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don’t mix beer and wine, ever. Oh, yeah; don’t drive on the railway tracks.
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