1) I wish we didnt have to run away. 2) We’re not running away, we’re joining the army. My uncle was in the army. 1) How come I never met him? 2) He got killed in boot camp. 1) I’m sorry Beau, we didnt mean anything. Wanna hang around with us? 2) What could I … Read more
…he’s a good teacher….and I’m not just saying that because we slept together 1)How would you like me to shove this breadstick up your ass? 2)I’m sure it would taste better if you didn’t 1: You’re a virgin! 2: No, I just haven’t got my panties off. and this kid, everybody thought he had terretts … Read more
(S)I only made one mistake. (A)What was that? (S)I should have sold you when I had the chance. 1. You are my guests for dinner tonight 2. Does that mean he’s going to feed us or eat us? 1: Does that mean your still going? 2: Yeah I’m still going, but I’m going solo, got … Read more