(1)All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? (2)Brought peace. (1)Oh. Peace? Shut up! (Jailer) Crucifixion? (Prisonner) Yes. (Jailer) Good. Out the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next. Crucifixion?… (Loads … Read more
–Remember what they didn’t teach you at Harvard Business School. –I didn’t go to Harvard Business School. –That’s a figure of speech, Robert. -Are you going to kill me? -Yeah -Well then I don’t see why I should dig! -I’d like to make a withdrawal. -I thought we’d agreed no cliches. 1.It’s 1969, Marilyn Monroe … Read more
10,000 points to laugh like crazy about!! bongiorno principessa! Buono giorno Principessa! Did you hear that? She said she likes it when I suddenly appear! Don’t worry — what worse can they do to me than paint me yellow and write on me ‘Achtung! Jewish waiter! Guido: I forgot to tell you. Dora: Go ahead. … Read more