10,000 points to laugh like crazy about!!
Buono giorno Principessa!
Did you hear that? She said she likes it when I suddenly appear!
Don’t worry — what worse can they do to me than paint me yellow and write on me ‘Achtung! Jewish waiter!
Guido: I forgot to tell you.
Dora: Go ahead.
Guido: You can’t imagine how much I feel like making love to you. But I’ll never tell anyone, especially not you. They’d have to torture me to make me say it.
Dora: Say what?
Guido: That I want to make love to you – not just once, but over and over again! But I’ll never tell you that. I’d have to be crazy to tell you. I’d even make love to you now…right here for the rest of my life.
Joshua – No dogs or Jews?
Guido – Some store owners just don’t like certain things. What don’t you like?
Joshua – Spiders.
Guido – And I don’t like Visigoths. Tomorrow we’ll put up a sign in the store window saying, No spiders or Visigoths.
Mama, I won! I won the game
Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary.
Our race is really superior
silence is the most powerful cry
THE BELLYBUTTON! Tied so tight you cannot get it untied even with your teeth!
We have some mushrooms, very very fried.
What kind of place is this? It’s beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I’m moving here!
what’s one said does not exist anymore ?
You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you’re hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!
You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you’re hungry and ask for a snack, forget it!
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