1- Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? 2- I’m in. a ring a ding ding Bob: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids. … Read more
#1)Will Robinson! I have a joke for you! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bounded to the chicken! #2)We have a LOT of work to do. Danger Will Fuckin Robinson! Danger! Will Fuckin Robinson! Danger! Will Robinson! Ewe! They eat their wounded. First yellow aliens, now giant spiders. Goodbye, Robot. … Read more
–That’s everything? –Except leather. –For what I’m paying, I don’t get leather? –You get Mercedes leather. –Mercedes leather? What’s that? –Thick vinyl. -That’s why I married her. -That’s why I hired her. 22,22,22,22 i hope phil shabano gets eaten by dolphins I lost a woman. A whole woman. I think if Liberace had children, this … Read more