I don’t like boat whistles. If you can paint, I can walk. If you can paint, I can walk. Anything can happen. It’s not that I’m prudish. It’s just that my mother told me never to enter any man’s room in the month ending in R. My father used to say that wishes are dreams … Read more
I love that word ‘relationship’. Covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm… Britain. We may be a small country but we’re a great one, too. … Read more
(1)did you find him? (2)only the parts they didn’t like. (1)sarah! sarah! (2)sarah harding!! (1)how many sarahs you think are on this island? -John thought this would happen. That’s why he set up a Plan B. -What’s Plan B? -(loads gun barrel with a loud click) Me. 1) I hope I’m not making the same … Read more