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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. … Read more

…no, she’s a hoe cause she sends her coochie through the mail. 1) Girls can’t play no ball! 2) Ball better than you. 1) I’ll be so glad when you get over this tomboy phase 2) No, I ain’t. I’m a lesbian! 1)aww man he is a girl 2)man girls cant play no ball 3)i … Read more