…no, she’s a hoe cause she sends her coochie through the mail.
1) Girls can’t play no ball! 2) Ball better than you.
1) I’ll be so glad when you get over this tomboy phase 2) No, I ain’t. I’m a lesbian!
1)aww man he is a girl 2)man girls cant play no ball 3)i can ball better than you 2)what a dog 1)she heard you 2)nut uhn she can only hear dog whistles
1)I’ll play you one on one 2) For what? 1) You’re heart
1. She’s a hoe because she’s sendin’ her coochie through the mail. 2. At least she’s honest. 1. Yea. An honest-tramp-ass-hoe.
1.) You wanna be my girl? 2.) What do I have to do? 1.) I guess we can play ball and ride to school together, and when you get mad at me I gotta give you flowers. 2.) But I don’t like flowers. 1.) Oh. 2.) How ’bout Twinkies? My mom won’t ever buy ’em. 1.) Okay. 2.) ‘k.
ahhh what a hoe, why she gotta be a hoe cus she wanna get with me. No shes a hoe because shes sending her couchie through the mail..yaa soo…yaa so shes not saying i think your a nice guy i wanna get to no you better shes saying… i wanna bone
All’s fair in love and basketball.
Alls fair in love and basketball
Alls fair in love and basketball….Hey double or nothing (they hug!)
AN HONEST TRAMP ASSED HOE!!!
Baksketball anit fun no more, because mising
Basketball aint fun no more, cus youre missing.
Camille Wright:I dont know why I keep hoping you’ll grow out of this tomboy stage.Monica: I won’t im a lesbian. *sister laughs* Camille Wright: That aint funny. Monica: well that’s what you think isn’t it, cause I’d rather wear a jersey than apron.
can i play?..u nice? ya im nice…ok u and calvin against me and jamal. MAN girls can’t play no ball. Ball better than u. hahah what a dog. she heard u man..no she can only hear dog wistles..tweet tweet.
Check. Man she dogged you..shut up! one-zip. LUCKY! …..Told you i was nice, im gonna be the first girl in the nba. No i’m gonna be in the nba, your gonna be my cheerleader!
can we talk? bout what? member when u asked me why ball wasn’t fun any more? you woke me up to tell me that!?! Q, it anit fun anymore, cuz you missin! what i mean, is Q, i’ve loved you since i was 11 years old and this shit jus dont go away! we haven’t tlak to each other in 5 years. well it’s better late than never, right? No, WRONG. ha…ur haven’t changed, have you. you still think the sun rises and set on ur ass! well guess what!—IT DOESN’T!! then why you so upset? because, you dont pull this shit on some one whos about to get married!
Can we talk? Talk to your new girlfriend. I took the hoe to Burger King. Phhh cheap date. At least she had time for me. So you messed around to prove a point. What’d I just say? You got your head so far stuck up your ass it took a cheap date for you to notice me.
That night I had curfew, what was I supposed to do? STAY! If i stayed I wouldn’t be startin. At least you got your priorties straight. I never ask’d you to choose. You never had to. If basketball is all you care about…why you boning me why don’t you bone Dick Vitale? (pushes him and walks away). Look, I am going through a lot of shit right now…obviously more than you have time for. How are you going to tell me what I have time for? Look, if we are going to be together I have to know that I can trust you. I am not asking for us to be togther. So that’s it…no more you and me.
can we talk??…. talk to ur new girlfriend…. look i took the hoe to burger king…. cheap date…. at least she had time for me
can we talk??…. talk to ur new girlfriend…. look i took the hoe to burger king…. cheap date…. atleast she had time for me….so u messed around just to prove a point…. look what did i just say….
Chances are there’s still a chance.
chances are, there’s still a chance
chances are, theres still a chance
chances are… there’s still a chance
Damn girl…i didn’t know nike made dresses
do u understand the metephortic phrase light as a rock its explaining how heave the young lady is..must i say it again..i said it before..move out the way when im comin threw the door!
Do you understand the metaphoric phrase, Light as a rock? Its explaining how heavy the young lady is.
Don’t trip ma, she just mad cuz she bowl-legged.
Don’t worry until then we have just enough savings to keep your fine ass in gucci and gold
Dont spare love and basketball
double or nothing?
early night for you isn’t it…should be sayin the same thing myself, big date with college boy and all, so where’d you go after?…mahaulin drive…figures…so what deadend street did you and shawny end up…none of your business….well, i bet she kept her word and left you satisfied…thats what you think isn’t it, a lil after you left, i told shawny it was time to go and i drove her ass straight home, after she told me i was the dumbest brother in the world, i took off…i was sittin in jasons ride with him and he was kissing on me and feelin on me and it was really buggin me cuz i couldn’t remember how many offensive boards i had in the championship, and i guess he got kinda tired of me accidentally kneein him in the balls..haha…four…what?…you had four offensive rebounds
ever been in love Yeah… they ever loved u back.. Ones i cut m off
Girl please, theres always a McDonalds
Girl, if my moms new i had a hottie like you up in the crib, she’d beat the black off of me.alright, that’s alot of beatin.
Go mommy
Hey ma i’m home…What is this?…Thats…thats your earring..i’m gonna…Oh i look like some hoochie to you? I found it on your bed…Ma what you doin in my room? ****** I have told you about these fast ass girls…Mamma we were just studyin…Boy i’m not playin with you…I’m tellin you these girls are looking to get you caught…They see you and they see dollar signs…Are you hearin me?…Yeah…NO ARE YOU HEARIN ME? I been hearin you ma.
Hey this is autumn love and basketball is the best movie and here some of my fav Quote’s in the movie:
What Q-man Did I for get to kiss your ASS like everone else? No, YOU FORGOT TO BE THERE!!!
I can’t do this shit…
Out of all these girls your the only one i know that is for real..
All man Why she gots to be a Hoe cause she want to get with me..No cause she sends her coochies though the mail..
Alls Fair and Love and Basketball…
I’ve Loved you since I was eleven and this shit just don’t go away.
~Can we talk? About what? remember when you asked me why ball wasn’t fun any more? you woke me up to tell me that? Q, it anit fun anymore, cause your missing! what i mean, is Q, i’ve loved you since i was 11 years old and this shit just dont go away! we haven’t talk to each other in 5 years. well it’s better late than never, right? No, WRONG. ha. You haven’t changed, have you? you still think the sun rises and set on ur ass! well guess what! IT DOESN’T!! then why you so upset? because, you dont pull this shit on some one whos about to get married! I’ll play you.. For what? Your heart..what? If i win you know deep down inside that you are about to make the biggest mistake of your life..And When I win IF you win i will buy you a wedding gift.
M..three to zero..where the defence..Q (gets to 4) I don’t here you talking..Q wins 5 to 4 and says Alls fair in Love and Basketball right?..M walks away and Q goes…hey….Double or nothing…they hug and Kiss!!!!
Hey, Q-man, you gonna take us to the
Final Four. We’ll see. We’ll be watching.
Hey…double or nothing.
How’s Q?… Engaged….To that stewardess?…. Yeah you know her…. met her at a cookout a while back. I tell you he can do better…. so what do I do?… find where they’re registered and send them a gift….whatever…..is that still your answer to everything?… yeah when you come at me with bullshit like that…. OH NO! they cursin at momma’s in spain. besides you dont even want my opinion anyway so why did you even ask… I asked but why does it always have to be so damn prissy….I’m sorry if i would rather bake a pie than shoot a stupid jump up shot…. so that’s why we can’t get along because i’d rather shoot a stupid jump shot…. you’re the one always turnin your nose up at me… no i don’t… well you know an all star athlete whose mother is nothing but a housewife… I remember when i was 8yrs old you spent like four hours cookin up this big fancy meal and i don’t know i guess you and dad got your wires crossed because in he walks with a couple of pizzas and you didn’t say ANYTHING. you never stood up for yourself. if i was ashamed it was because of that….. yes i think decorum is important and if that’s too prissy for you then that’s too damn bad…. what’s important is not being a caterer so that you husband can feel like a man knowing that his wife is home cooking food and ironing his drawers….. (slaps)… MONICA! is that really all you think of me…. i’m sorry…. you know what day i remember? in high school, your spring dance. And i put my mother’s pearls on you and told you you were beautiful because you were. That is what I came to care about!
I can’t do this shit! Hey, what did u tell you about that word? …. Cant should never be on a mans vocabulary. Cliff!? Oh and don’t say shit.
i cant do this shit……Boy what i tell you about using that word….cant should never be in a mans vocabulary….why not?….b/c when you say cant you aint a man…….Oh yea, dont say shit either…..
I don’t go hoarse for players with no potential
I don’t know why I keep thinking your gonna grow out of this tomboy stage….I won’t, I’m a lesbian
I don’t wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog…Well I don’t wanna be your girlfriend no more big head
I don’t know why I keep hoping you’ll grow out of this tomboy thing… I won’t I’m a lesbian
i loved you since i was eleven shit like this dont go away.
I may be a little more prissy in this situation than you, but when i said he could do better…I was talking about you.
I never knew a girl – I never knew anyone who loved basketball as much as you.
I score you strip. You score.. i drop something*
i thought u said a girl was movin in next door…thas what my moms said..hope he can ball..bet he’s a scrub like Clavin..hey..hey…can i play..no (gets hit in the stomich)…u nice?…yea im nice…u and Calven against me and Jamal(takes off her hat) aaww man he IS a girl…man girls cant play no ball..ball better than u…
I told you I’m nice. I’m gonna be the first girl in the NBA. No. I’m gonna be in the NBA. You’re gonna be my cheerleader.
i used to think i was lucky being married to zeke mccall, but i am tired i am TIIIIIIIIRED
i wasn’t the one who put this scare here when i was 11 years old, because they were gona lose!
I wish you would grow out of this tomboy stage. I won’t I am a lebian. That ain’t funny. Well, thats what you think isn’t it since I wouls rather were a jerzey than an apron
I’ll play you one on one. For what? For your heart.
I’ll play you, one game, one on one, for what? your heart
I’ll play you…
For what?
Your heart…
I’ll play you…1 on 1…what we playin for? CLOTHES!!
I’ll play you…one game…one on one…For what?….your heart.
i’m a ball player
I’m a lesbia. That’s not funny
I’m sorry, I just didn’t know how to be all about ball and all about you at the same time.
I’m Tiiiirrrrreeedddd…..
I’m Tired!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve loved you since i was eleven… and the shit won’t go away.
I’ve Loved you sinse i was eleven, the shit won’t go away
If basketball is your life…why yuo bonin’ me…why dont you just bone dick vitale..
If you love basketball so much then why are you boning me? Why don’t you go bone Dick Vitkale?
If you were tore up i would NOT be claiming you…Trust.
ill play you..one on one for your heart
imma be thirty two like magic
It’s a trip, you know. When you’re a kid, you see the life you want. It just never crosses your mind that its not going to turn out that way.
It’s a trip, you know? When you’re a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it’s not gonna turn out that way.
its a trip you know, when youre a kid, you, you see everyhting youve always wanted, and it never occurs to you, that its not gonna turn out that way
Kiss my BLACK ASS! Oh I plan to later.
LETS GO MONICA Point gaurds lead from the front!
Look son some things just happen. Yeah, and some things should never fucking happen!
look, I’ve loved you since I was 11 years old, this shit won’t go away.
M- i never asked u to choose! Q-U never had to… M-I’m a ball playa, if any 1 knows what that means, it should be u!! Q-If basketball is all u care about, y u bonin me? why dont u go bone dick vitale!
M-you once said the reason i beat you was because you wanted me to Q-so? m- so if i win you know deep down your about to make the biggest mistake of your life and deep down you want me to stop you Q-and when you lose? m-IF i lose..ill buy you a wedding present
M: I told you i was nice, I’m gonna be the first girl in the NBA. Q: No, I’m gonna be in the NBA, you’re gonna be my cheerleader.
M: You asked me what was missin. Q: What? M: From Basketball. Q: You woke me up to tell me that? M: Its not fun anymore cause your missin. What I’m trying to say is…I’ve loved you since I was 11, the shit won’t go away. Q: We haven’t talked since college. You wait 2 weeks before my wedding to tell me something like that. M: I know I probably should have told you two weeks ago. Q: You Haven’t changed. You still thinks the sun rises and sets on your ass! Well guess what? It doesn’t! M: Better late then never, right?! Q: Wrong! M: Then why you so upset? Q: Cause you don’t pull this shit on someone who’s about to get married! M: I’ll play you. Q: What? M: One on one, one game. Q: for what? M: Your heart. Q: Your crazy. M: Oh so what you gonna bitch up? Q: Oh, whats that suppose to be some psychology? M: look , I know why you broke up with me in college, not that is wasnt messed up. I just didnt know how to be there for you, and be all about ball. Q: Look, monica, after that stuff with my dad, i was lost, I couldnt trust anyone. that was 5 years ago, Ive moved on. M: Prove it. You once said taht the reason I beat you is because you wanted me to. Q: yeah, so? M: so if i win it means deep down inside you want me to win, and deep down you know your about to make the biggest mistake of your life. Q: and waht happens when you lose? M: IF i lose..I buy you a wedding present.
man girls can’t plat no ball! ball better than u
Man girls can’t play no ball
Ball betta than YOU
monica-i’ll play you 1 on 1… quincy-for what? monica-your heart..
Monica: She’s not say your a nice guy and I wanna get to know you better, she saying I wanna bone.
Monica: What a hoe
Quincy: Atleast she’s honest
Monica: Yea an honest assed hoe
MONICA: You asked what was missing… QUINCY: You woke me up to tell me this. MONICA: Basketball isnt fun anymore cause your missin….I loved you since I was 11. The shit won’t go away. QUINCY: You wait until 2 weeks before my wedding to tell me this. MONICA: I guess I should have told you two weeks ago. QUINCY: You haven’t changed…You still think the sun rises and sets on your ass. Well guess what it doesn’t.(Long Pause) MONICA: I’ll play you. QUINCY: What? MONICA: One game, One-on-One. QUINCY: For what? MONICA: Your Heart. MONICA: If I win, you know deep down in your heart, that your about to make the biggest mistake of you life, and deep-down you want me to stop you. QUINCY: What happens when you lose. MONICA: IF I lose, I buy you a wedding present.
Monica: you jump up in some guys face, you talk smack and you get a pat on ur ass. But just because im a female I get told to calm down and act like a lady. Im a ball player.
Q: yea a ball player with a jacked u attitude.
Monica:hey Q:hey Monica:can i play Jamalle:no! Q:u nice? Monica:yeah im nice Q:ok, you n calvin against me and jamalle..{whispers} what a dog! Jamalle:she heard you Q: nah uh..she can only hear dog whistles
Monica:I’ll play you. Q: For What. Monica: Your heart. ~play ball~ Monica: All’s fair in love and basketball(starts walking off). Q:Hey double or nothing.
Now that your my girl, you gotta ride on my bike. But i wanna ride my own bike. My dad always drives my mom, that means i gotta ride you. So. Forget you then stupid. You stupid and your daddy plays for the worst team in the NBA. What!!! Last time they won, Dr. J was a nurse. I don’t wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog. Well i don’t wanna be your girlfriend you big head.
Now that your my girl, you gotta ride on my bike. But i wanna ride my own bike. My dad always drives my mom, that means i gotta ride you. So. Forget you then stupid. You stupid and your daddy plays for the wprst team in the NBA. What!!! Last time they won, Dr. J was a nurse. I don’t wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog. Well i don’t wanna be your boyfriend you big head.
OFFENCE SELLS TICKETS, DEFENCE WINS GAMES!!!!!!!!
Offense sells tickets defense wins games
Oh why she gotta be a hoe cuz he wanna get wit me?
One of the things that always drove me crazy about you, and I have to admit it made me jealous, what I always admired was the fight in you.
Out of all these girls, you’re the only one who i know that is for real.
point gaurds lead from the front not the back
Point guards lead from the front of the line not the back Monica!
psshh..yeah & an HONEST TRAMP ASS HOE!!!
Put a smile on, put a smile on, everybody come on and shake wat yo momma gave ya’ll!! country and jamacian rap rules all!!!ur so hurtful
q i loved u sene i wasv 11
Q! Quit!
Q, you are so fine. I’ve been wantin’ to get wit you. Let me take you to the spring dance and I promise I’ll leave you satisifed.
q-whats that? m-a note shawnee easton told me to give you q-shawnee easton..shawnee east WITH THE BIG ASS TITTIES! hey give that here give it here m-nah!! q you are soo fine i been wantin to get with you let me take you to the spring dance and i promise ill leave you satisfied…UHH WHAT A HOE q-why she gotta be a hoe cuz she wanna get with me? m-shes a hoe cuz shes sending her coochie threw the mail q-and? m-and shes not saying your a nice guy and i want to get to know you better shes saying i wanna bone q-atleast shes honest m-ya an honest tramp ass hoe, but then i guess you’ll stick your thing in anything q-HA my thing..didnt know you cared so much m- i dont
Q.. basketball isnt fun for me anymore… im missing you..
Q: Double or Nothing
Q: My dad always drives my mum to work, so that means i gotta ride you
Q: My dad always drives my mum, so that means i gotta ride you
Q:how about alittle one on one
M:what we playing for?
Q:clothes
M:WHAT
Q:if i score u strip
M:what happens when i score
Q:if u score i drop something
M:ok give me the ball
Q: no this is homecourt advantage baby
Q:Monica, Monica:I bought you these not that you need anymore…
Q:See thats why you aint gettin recruted. M: Who said I aint getting recruted? Q: Your hot ass temper thats who. M:You, you jump in some guys face, you, you talk smack and you get a pat on your ass, BUT because I’m a female I get told to calm down and act like a Ladie. I’M A BALL PLAYA…KAY!? Q: Ya with a jacked up attitude. M: Didnt know you cared so much!
She dont know how to fight i bet, My dad tought me how to fight like ALI.
She’s not saying, i think your a nice guy and i wanna get to know you better, she’s saying, I wanna bone!
SO that’s it…. you just gonna forget about you and me
So what, you gonna bitch up?
so who cares if your not known as the first girl in the NBA everyone knows your gunna get more play being Quincy McCall’s girl anyway
so…you sitll trying to be the first woman in the NBA? Nah…after collage i tried, but they found breasts in my physical. Ha…funny, i never did!
Somethings just happen
Somethings should just never fucking happen
sometimes i wish you would get over this tomboy act- i wont.. im a lesbian
Sometimes things just happen….AND SOME THINGS SHOULD NEVER FUCKIN HAPPEN…
that’s something I always admired the fight in you.
The man looked me in the eye and he lied to me like it was nothin
The one with big ass titties! Give it here!
The sun doesn’t rise and set on your ass
These spanish guys lovvv them some black women. THey can’t get enough of me!
UGH WHAT A HOE!…aww why she gotta be a hoe, cuz she wanna get wit me??…shes a hoe cuz shes sendin her coochie through the mail…and…and shes not saying i think ur a nice guy and i wanna get to know you better, shes sayin, i wanna bone!…at least shes honest…yeah an honest tramp ass hoe!!
Unh uh, are there cursin at their mommas in spain?
Way to hoop…I know this, what you want? A ride home…You legs don’t look broke…Huh look big head i’ll be at your car…I guess please would be a stretch? Please…
way to hoop…i know this, whatchu want?? a ride home…pshh ur legs don’t look broke…look big head, i’ll be at ur car…i guess please would be a stretch…..please.
WHAT A HOE!
What Q Man did i forget to kiss your ass just like everybody else..you forgot to be there..that night u wanted to talk about your dad i had curfew what was i supposed to do..stay..if i stayed i wouldn’t be startin’..atleast u got your priorities str8..i never asked you to choose..
What Q-man, did i forget to kiss ur ass like every one else??…no, u forgot to be there!!
what you going to do? Bitch up?
whatever
is that still your answer to everything?
yea when you come at me with bullshit like that
When I said Q could do better, I was talking about you.
When you’re a kid you see the life you want, but it never crosses your mind that it’s not gonna turn out that way
When you’re a kid you see the life you want, but it never crosses your mind that it’s not gonna turn out that way. -Monica
when your a kid..you see the life you want..but it never crosses your mind that its not gonna turn out that way
Whenever you jump or yell you get a pat on your ass but becuz I’m a female I get told to calem down and act like a lady wel I’m a ball player…yeah with a jacked up adittude!
Where’s the D? It’s right here.
Where’s the D?….Right here
Why she gotta be a hoe, cuz she wanna get with me? No, because she’s sendin her coochie through the mail. Hey atleast she’s honest. Yeah, an honest tramp ass hoe.
Will you take that damn trophy off the table? Oh you mean MY champion ship trophy….heh..sure
Yeah…brothas are lined up at my lockar.
You can’t help who you love…Your not suposed to!!
You can’t spare Love and Basketball
You do see me standing here, right?
You haven’t changed, you still think the sun sets and rises on your ass, well guess what it doesn’t
You jump in some guys face, you talk smack, and you get a pat on your ass. But because I’m a female I get told to calm down and act like a lady.
You know when you’re a kid you imagine the life you want. It never crosses your mind it’s not gonna turn out that way.
You once told me that the reason i beat you is cuz you wanted me to
you tawk smack en get awl up in sum guys face. but because imma female i get told to calm down…no…imma bawlplaya….
You wanna be my girl? What do I gotta do? Well I guess we could shoot hoops… when you get mad at me I gotta buy you flowers. But I don’t like flowers.. you can buy me twinkies.. my mom wont ever buy them. Okay.
You’re the only girl I know is for real.
your a very nice boy,
Your legs don’t look broke.
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