All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy then is to suffer but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
–Sex without love is an empty experience.
–Yes, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
–There are many kinds of love, Boris. There’s the love between a man and a woman, love between a mother and a son…
–Two women, let’s not forget my favorite.
-And I want three children.
-Yes. Yes! One of each!
-I have no fear of the gallows.
-No?
-No. Why should I? They’re going to shoot me.
-If a man said that to me, I’d break his neck.
-I am a man.
-Well, I mean a much shorter man.
-Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m dead.
-What’s it like?
-You know the chicken at Tresky’s Restaurant? It’s worse.
-Oh, God is testing us.
-If he’s gonna test us, why doesn’t he give us a written?
-What are you suggesting, passive resistance?
-No, I’m suggesting active fleeing!
-You want a dishonorable discharge?
-Yes, sir. Either that or a furlough.
-You’re an interesting young man. We’ll meet again.
-Don’t bother.
-It’s no bother.
..and so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death… Actually, make that I run through the valley of the shadow of death — in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see.
1)Shall we say ‘pistols at dawn’? 2)We can say it. I don’t know what it means, but we can say it.
After all, there are worse things than death. If you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean.
Aristocratic woman to Allen: You are disgusting.
Allen to Aristocratic woman: My disgustingness is one of my best qualities!
Aristocratic woman, post-coitus, to Allen: You are a wonderful lover!
Allen, also post-coital, to aristo. woman: Yes, I practise a lot when I’m alone.
Aristocratic woman, post-coitus, to Allen: You are a wonderful lover!
Allen, also post-coital, to arito. woman: Yes, I practise a lot when I’m alone.
I got a perfect build for clothes. I’m a twenty-eight dwarf.
I never wanted to get married. I just wanted to get divorced.
I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer?
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I
think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an
underachiever.
Jewish women don’t believe in sex after marriage.
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