All right, you bastard. Tell all your friends the main line’s open. I get the best shit on the east coast, practically uncut. You got that, fuck face? Curtis? Is he dead? Hey, that knife gone gone rabid on you, sweet thing? Well, it turned itself on and it bit me…. Humans here, humans here, … Read more
–Can you make any money in philosophy? –It depends on which one you have. 1) He’s gonna go into philosophy 2) Why? 1) Cause that’s what he wanted 2) Who told you that 1) Mr. Wichenstein 2) Who’s Mr. Wichenstein 1) Mr. Parker 2) Mr. Parker is Mr. Wichenstein! I…eh…what did he tell you?! 1) … Read more
–So, are you gonna miss me? –Are you gonna miss me? –You are gonna miss me! –There isn’t a Mrs. Maverick, is there? –Oh, I’m sure I would have remembered. –What kind of animal are you? –Vulture. –What’s the greatest Western thrill of all? –Kill Indians! –Kill Indians? Is it legal? –Oh, white man been … Read more