(on the answering machine) BERNIE: Hello you have reached the Fockers, were not around, so leave us a message, Goodbye…..Roz! How the hell do you shut this thing off? ROZ: I have no idea, just press a button. BERNIE: Alright I’m pretty sure its off. Honey! You want a chimichanga? ROZ: I thought they give … Read more
1: Didn’t you notice you were sitting on his face! 2: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemmorhoids. 1: Do you really think people are interrested in nasal sex? 2: Sure, boss. It’s the next big fad. 1: Don’t worry if you feel ashamed / It’s been around for … Read more
…even a skinny squirrel makes a fine fur jock strap. 2) Well that makes sense since squirrels hide nuts 3’o to ya bro Hey it’s captain hookie!! I totally crave your wave! Well I think your wave is pretty cravable too! just like jess is short for jessica. yeah, and captain pine is short for … Read more