Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it. A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. #1)All right, I’m in, because there’s some next-level shit going on here, and I’m with that. But before y’all beam me up, there’s a few things to understand. First off, … Read more
(explosion!)AHHH!….Hey, this is shit. It’s shit, Ross! G-Get it off me! It’s shit!! It’s shit!! –Who was Richard Nixon’s chief of staff during the final days of Watergate? –Oprah Winfrey. 1) Golf clap? 2) Golf clap. All the citizens in Las Playas are hard working, with a future in mind. With the exception of these … Read more
*blood goes flying everywhere* 1) I wasn’t shot, YOU were shot! 2) No I wasn’t! 1)You’re just in shock, you were shot! 3) Uh, guys. It’s just tomato soup. –And if we don’t drop these bombs right in the pickle barrel, there are going to be a lot of innocent people killed. –What’s the difference? … Read more