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Classic Funny Signs From Around the World
(These are the best of those oldies but goodies that have been floating around emails, forums and websites for years. Are they all real? We can’t know for sure, but it is very likely they all are. Any of us trying to write in a second lanaguge will make a lot of mistakes, and some funny. that’s how I was able to publish a book of funny English mistakes from students I tutored…, which is what started this site.)
In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing
is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies have fits upstairs.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today — no ice cream.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
Page topic: Funny English signs from around the world: The very best, the creme de la creme, the pick of the crop, the creme of the crop, the crap in the cream of the very best and funniest English signs from around the world. These are those famous classic ones from the 1980’s that made the rounds in emails and on websites for years. The original classic funny English signs.
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