More Funny Questions and Dumb, Stupid questions to Ponder

More Funny Questions:

More of the best of those stupid, funny questions for you to think about…


Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?


If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?


Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?


Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?


Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?


Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?


Why are Softballs hard?


Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?


If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet


Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!


Can blind people see their dreams?


Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?


Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?


Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?


Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?


How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?


If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?


If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?


Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?


Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?


What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

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104 thoughts on “More Funny Questions and Dumb, Stupid questions to Ponder”

  1. Emma, Hamburgers are called hamburgers because they were made in a place called hamburg somewhere in Europe :) I saw it on a McDonalds advert lol I used to think that too

  2. Stacey parrots George Carlin. Thought to ponder? Sure…he shared that little nugget bout 31 yrs ago. At least give the man credit…genius that he was.

  3. If you send something by ship its called cargo, if you send something by truck its called a shipment. Isn’t that backward?

  4. If you can break a peice of styrofoam, but packing things in styrofoam prevents them from being broken, then what do they pack styrofoam in to prevent it from breaking?

  5. the more you study the more you know.the more you know the more you forget.the more you forget the less you know.so why study?

  6. I think this website is AWESOME!!! This website can make anybody laugh if they need it & if they don’t laugh they must not have a funny bone & be bums! Another question for your website: Can fat people go skinny dipping???lolz .

  7. Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

    This is NOT a stupid question. This is a serious one in fact. Water that flows always stays fresh. When it stops, it starts to get “rotten”. This is called stagnation. This is actually also a law of the universe “Law of Vibration” everything is constantly in motion, anything that doesn’t keep moving eventually dies.

  8. Can you give a homeless person house arrest? And another one…

    If you throw a car out a car window, would that be Kitty Litter?

  9. If a lama has babies its a mama lama.
    If a lama comes from Nassau in the islands
    its a bahama lama and if the president bought a
    lama itd be a Obama lama.
    Then why is a religous lama
    a Dali lama

  10. Pants or shorts, are called a pair, because pants used to be one leg each, and you buttoned them together, so it was a pair.

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