Daily Quick Break: February 8, 2008: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew
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Here are the rules of manhood, just in case you didn’t get your copy as a teenager. Read it, learn it, live it. If you don’t follow these rules, you are breaking the male code. This is bad karma, and may create judgmental glares by other men.
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
Â· When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
Â· The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
Â· After wrecking your boss’ car.
Â· One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
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5 thoughts on “Daily Quick Break: February 8, 2008: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew”
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