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Daily Quick Break: February 19, 2008: Top 50 Reasons It’s Great To Be a Guy

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It’s not always easy being a guy in this cold, cruel world. But just in case you are getting close to the end of your rope from burning the midnight oil at both ends, burning rubber in the hour glass of your life, here is a little pick me up.

Here are the top 50 reasons it’s great to be a guy.
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
8. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
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Daily Quick Break: February 8, 2008: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew

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Here are the rules of manhood, just in case you didn’t get your copy as a teenager. Read it, learn it, live it. If you don’t follow these rules, you are breaking the male code. This is bad karma, and may create judgmental glares by other men.

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

· When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

· The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

· After wrecking your boss’ car.

· One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4.

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Daily Quick Break: January 19, 2008: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew

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Here is a list of rules that men secretly wish women followed. If you don’t believe it, ask your guy, but first convince him he won’t get in trouble for being honest.

Rules For Women

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew…

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.

2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don’t make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you.

To read the rest, go to: Rules for women: A Funny List of Rules that Men wish Women Knew

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