Daily Quick Break: February 1, 2008: Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
My landlord gave me a one year contraction.
It will be over soon.
The rent fee is only $300 per month.
That includes having gas and hitting.
Me and my brother share
a small womb in the basement.
We live on the sex floor.
Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.
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He is exactly like me in every way, except 1/8 my size.