Daily Quick Break: March 12, 2008: Paris Hilton Police Cruiser Transcripts:

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These are verbatim transcripts of pull overs of Paris Hilton, transcribed from Police Cruiser Forward Microphone recordings. The transcripts were released under the Freedom of Information Act, from Los Angeles County court records.

Paris Hilton Police Transcript 1: March 3, 2007

Officer: Good evening.

Paris: Well it isn’t NOW!

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Paris: Hey, aren’t you that cop that gave me those verbal warnings last week? Looks like you’ve had a few donuts since then though.

Officer: Um, I don’t think I’ve stopped you before ma’am.

Paris: Well, I’m sure you would remember. I’m ME!

Officer: Also, frankly ma’am, I don’t really appreciate the donut jokes. Police officers sometimes spend time at 24 hour restaurants, including donut shops, during the night shift because they are centralized locations where we can mobilize quickly.

Paris: Sorry, but I kinda tuned out after “I”. So what’s the problem officer?

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