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These are verbatim transcripts of pull overs of Paris Hilton, transcribed from Police Cruiser Forward Microphone recordings. The transcripts were released under the Freedom of Information Act, from Los Angeles County court records.
Paris Hilton Police Transcript 1: March 3, 2007
Officer: Good evening.
Paris: Well it isnâ€™t NOW!
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Paris: Hey, arenâ€™t you that cop that gave me those verbal warnings last week? Looks like youâ€™ve had a few donuts since then though.
Officer: Um, I donâ€™t think Iâ€™ve stopped you before maâ€™am.
Paris: Well, Iâ€™m sure you would remember. Iâ€™m ME!
Officer: Also, frankly maâ€™am, I donâ€™t really appreciate the donut jokes. Police officers sometimes spend time at 24 hour restaurants, including donut shops, during the night shift because they are centralized locations where we can mobilize quickly.
Paris: Sorry, but I kinda tuned out after â€œIâ€. So whatâ€™s the problem officer?
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