Best One Liners

Funny Deep Thoughts: Funny Sayings and Thoughts that make you think

Here are some funny sayings, witty one liners and thought provoking oxymorons  that make you think.  The future isn’t what it used to be. This man’s work cannot be underrated. Way down deep he’s shallow. Before they made him they broke the mold. Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. —Samuel Goldwyn [...]

More Clever and Funny One Liners from T shirt Slogans, Bumper Stickers, Buttons, etc.

 Here are more funny, stupid, clever and witty one liners from T shirt slogans, bumper stickers, buttons and elsewhere. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too [...]

More Funny, Cute, Clever and Witty Bumper Stickers

Here are more funny, cute, clever and witty bumper stickers and one liners: Honk If Anything Falls Off.   Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.   I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.   You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!   I Do Whatever My R ice Krispies Tell [...]

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