More Funny, Cute, Clever and Witty Bumper Stickers

Here are more funny, cute, clever and witty bumper stickers and one liners:

Honk If Anything Falls Off.


Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.


I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed


You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!


I Do Whatever My R ice Krispies Tell Me To.


Fight Crime: Shoot Back!


If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)


Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph


Guys: No Shirt, No Service

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.


Boldly Going Nowhere.


Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.


Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends


Horn broken – watch for finger


Man who walks thru airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok


People who say “nothing is impossible” have never tried slamming a revolving door.

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