Funny Deep Thoughts: Funny Sayings and Thoughts that make you think
Here are some funny sayings, witty one linersÂ and thought provoking oxymoronsÂ that make you think.Â
The future isn’t what it used to be.
This man’s work cannot be underrated.
Way down deep he’s shallow.
Before they made him they broke the mold.
Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined.
I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I came in.
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UFO’s show than our worst fears were groundless.
He’s a unique type.
You have one choice.
Acupuncture is pointless.
It’s 90% too late.
It’s probably a lot worse than it is.
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The Avant-Garde is Passe.
While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.
There’s more to photography that meets the eye.
If you think about it long enough, you’ll see that it’s obvious.
Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.
The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.
If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
I am going to be healthy if it kills me.
The only attitude I trust is skepticism.
Our lack of cooperation is mutual.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.
If everything goes perfectly, something’s wrong.
There’s nothing new in originality.
Down with propaganda!
Thinking is the last thing on my mind!
I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.
If it involves me, I want nothing to do with it.
I absolutely refuse to be assertive.
A little pain never hurt anyone.
Why should I consider your questions, when you don’t even know the answers?
The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.
How do you expect me to ignore you when you’re never around?
Please – I can only ignore one thing at a time.
At the last technical meeting I attended, so much went on that I was underwhelmed.
This book fills a much-needed gap.
People who like this sort of thing will fmd it just the sort of thing they like.
I can’t stand people who look down on people who look down on people.
If he were alive today, he’d turn over in his grave.
Our advance is so rapid that we are falling farther and farther behind.
Whenever I look for something, it’s always in the last place I look.
We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy.
If God intended man to understand the human mind, he wouldn’t have given him one!
If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn’t have worked so hard when I was young!
I gave you an unlimited budget, and you have already exceeded it!
This presents us with an insurmountable opportunity.
I won’t hesitate for a moment to avoid answering!
I have something to say, but I don’t know what.
You don’t stand alone. I also stand alone!
I’m an atheist, thank God.
I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.
The time has come to rise above principles.
Include me out!
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27 thoughts on “Funny Deep Thoughts: Funny Sayings and Thoughts that make you think”
its the early bird that catches the worm.. but then its the early worm that gets caught….
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing is wrong?
They laugh because I’m different, but I laugh because they’re all the same.
My body is like a temple – an old ruin!
We’ll discuss your paranoia when you’ve left the room!
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Remember you’re unique… just like every one else.
Is there a hole in the leak, or a leak in the hole
drink water -in future it may be expensive or illegal.
when i have no options left , i think.
I say no to drugs….. but they dont listen!!!
Im glad im struggling because wen i get ther it woud of been worth it.
damn these lines are the best out all the lines i never hered.
I have a great time reading this statement….
man man man
im already seeing duct-tape on your mouth
Its better to b dead than living half alive…..
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself
A single drop of ink… May leave many to think…
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SPILL CARPET CLEANER???????
IF TWO WRONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT, WHAT DOES TWO LEFTS MAKE AND HOW DO I GET HOME IF I NEED TO TURN RIGHT?????
“They laugh because Iâ€™m different, but I laugh because theyâ€™re all the same.” Nice Cassie Davis quote :)
You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks
Nobody believes one hundred percent. Nobody. Not completely. Not one. We wouldn’t be here if we did. The World isn’t for the more evolved spirit.
But Nobody disbelieves fully either…
I am searching for last couple of days that while thinking we use the brain and mind mutually at that time what is the contribution of soul????