Some Great Funny One-liners From The Best Stand Up Comics and Comedians

    Here are a few one-liners from comics and comedians     Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they … Read more

Top 20 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Jokes, Quotes and Sayings

1) Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don’t stop dropping until the act is completed. So it’s not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and … Read more

The Best of Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. … Read more