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1) You know, you have beautiful eyes. 2) Oh, you should see my tits. 1) David! David, David, David, David! Can you please tell our new costume designer… 2) Tawny Miller 1)Hi how d’ya do, that I don’t quite feel right in a turban? What I feel like is Gloria fuckin Swanson! Am I 70 … Read more

#1 ‘Colonel Sanders’! OOH how I hate that bastard, with his wee, beady eyes, ‘Oh you’re gonna eat my chicken’ #2 Dad, How can you hate the Colonel. #1 Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes yoou crave it fortnightly, smartass! (Reciting own poetry with back-up from dodgy jazz band.) Woman, … Read more

… and you must be Grumpy …Must be seven little children! And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children! 1) Hah! We know who we are! Ask her who she is! What she’s a-doing here! 2) Yeah! What are you and who are you doing? Uh-What are you–Uh, who are you, my … Read more