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–Sir, how could they do this? –With ther stoke of a pen, sir. (How do you control your fear sir in combat sir?) You don’t… boy was I scared… I must have lost 20 lbs… all of it brown… Damn right! I saw my duty and I did it! Good Christ… what in God’s name … Read more

1.Hey, we’re going camping tomorrow, I don’t suppose you want to come. 2.There’ll be walking 3.Yeah 2.and climbing 3.I know 2.outdoors 3.shut the FUCK up 4.You sure you want to do this 3.Yeah, I love camping. Be Desireless, Be Excellent, Be Gone. Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler, he did stuff, but don’t we all just … Read more

. . . or I scrape off all her makeup!! (Pauses) This could take a really long time. #1 How much did water and power pay you to spy on us? #2 Two dollars and fifteen cents! (becky walks in on her boyfriend watering the vegetables) Becky:(in german accent) you’ve been stealing water richard: what … Read more