1.Hey, we’re going camping tomorrow, I don’t suppose you want to come.
2.There’ll be walking 3.Yeah 2.and climbing 3.I know 2.outdoors 3.shut the FUCK up 4.You sure you want to do this 3.Yeah, I love camping.
Be Desireless, Be Excellent, Be Gone.
Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler, he did stuff, but don’t we all just wish he’d stayed home and gotten stoned?
Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler, he did stuff, but don’t we all
just wish he’d stayed home and gotten stoned?
I had you pegged for a ‘naked’ person.
No, I don’t even let my cat see me naked.
Nobody ever says ‘hey god, how was your day?’ Or ‘hey god, did you catch letterman last night?’. Oh, and suppose you talk to god like that. yeah, all the time. And what does god say? He says ‘yeah, i did see letterman, and it sucked.’
Steve is the prototypical cool American male, the man on his horse, the man alone, he never tries to impress women but he always gets the girl.
Steve isn’t a name it’s a state of mind, James Bond is a Steve, Spiderman is a Steve.
what do you want me to do, remain celibate while i bask in the warm glow of your annihilating contempt?
Would you ever date a fat girl?
No, I’m the worst kind of fatist, a fat fatist.
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