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1) It was good for ya. That’s the way you learned to swim. 2) I can’t swim either!!! 1)Actually if I miss this flight it won’t be the end of the world 2)Don’t worry, we’ll speed up once we hit the highway 1)Driving lesson?! You call that a driving lesson?! 2)Yea. 1)Dad let go of … Read more

I’ll be the best ape ever! *sees teapot* the horror!!! 1) I’ve never felt so alive! 2) Good, cause I’m gonna kill you! 1) No time for that now missy! 1. Go ahead, shoot me. Be a man. 2. Not a man like you! 1. I was up in the air…flying…up in the air 2. … Read more

All the good movies have been made. God what an ugly town this has become. I hardly ever missed, did I? Is that what I was afraid of? Is this what I was afraid of? Mr. Boogy Man, King of Blood, they used to call me. Marx Brothers make you laugh. Garbo makes you weep. … Read more