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HE STOLE MY BALOONS!!! WHY DIDN’T SOMEBODY TELL ME HE HAD ONE OF THOSE……….THINGS??!!!!!!!!!! (1): Looks like some kinda body armor. (2): Check his wallet. (Joker looking at picture of Batman’s girl friend.) She doesn’t know it but she is about to trace up. (Joker looking at picture of Batman’s girl friend.) She doesn’t know … Read more

1/ I really appreciate you volunteering with us for this flight, Ham… I thought you had your sights set on being a *full bird* 2/ I got my sights set on a condo at the 7th fairway at Tuscon National… 6 months from now, that’s where the old lady and me’ll be 1/ Well, that … Read more

-I’m going to blow my fuckin brains out, no I’m going to take these pills. -Hold on, talk to me…. what kinds of pills -reds, greens, blue, whole fucking rainbow Lady on TV: And it was like. . .Boom, for real. 1: What did she just say? 2 rewinds. TV: Boom, for real. 1: Boom, … Read more