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-Holy rusted metal, Batman!! -What?? -THe Island!! It’s made out of metal!! 1) Hey Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy! 2) It’s darn simple my boy, simply ball up the fist, reach way back and assert yourself. 1) Looks like fun! Let me try, Let me try!! 2) Ball the fist… 1)Ball fist… … Read more

‘does it come in black’ ‘Drunken Billionaire Burns Down Mansion’ (As Alfred pulls back his curtains) Bats are nocturnal! (first man snatches dollar bills from hot dog stand) Second man: hey! I’ve got a wife and kids! (headline of newspaper) Drunk Billionaire Burns Down Mansion ***it’s not who you are underneath, but what you do … Read more

(1) And you are? (2) Batgirl (1) That’s not awfully P.C. How about Batperson of Batwoman? (1) I can’t belive we were fighting over a bad-guy. (2) Bad–yes–guy–no. (1) What are you, about a 50 big and tall? (2) No, I always go a size smaller–makes me look slimmer. (poison ivy telling batman) poison ivy: … Read more