-Holy rusted metal, Batman!!
-What??
-THe Island!! It’s made out of metal!!
1) Hey Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy! 2) It’s darn simple my boy, simply ball up the fist, reach way back and assert yourself. 1) Looks like fun! Let me try, Let me try!! 2) Ball the fist… 1)Ball fist… 2)reach way back… 1)Reach back… 2)assert yourself! 1) assert…OUCH!
1)Edward 2)Who..is it? 1)It’s Dr. Meridian, Chase. Do you remember me? 2)How could I forget? 1)Dr. Burton tells me you know who Batman is 2)Well I can’t tell you if you don’t say please!! 1)Edward, please, who is Batman 2)I’M BATMAN!!! *flaps arms up and down while cackling loudly*
1)go on you can say it!
2)Your a genius.
1)Oh stop!!
1.) That’s not Batman!
2.) That’s Batboy!
1.*Gasps* you’ve sunk my battle ship! 2. Who me?
1…I’v met someone 2.that’s fast work you just moved here 1.well you could just say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang! I think he felt it to 2.sure did 1.what? 2.well who wouldn’t
1:My life’s an open book; you read?
Alfred: Actually, he took the car.
Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag?
Alfred: No, sir. Not the Jaguar. The other car.
Bruce Wayne: The Bentley?
Alfred: No, sir! The other car.
Alfred: Actually, he took the car.
Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag?
Alfred: No, sir. Not the Jaguar. The other car.
Bruce Wayne: The Bentley?
Alfred: No, sir! The other car.
Alfred: You really are quite bright, despite what people say.
Batman: We all wear masks.
Chase: My life’s an open book. You read?
Batman: I don’t blend in at a family picnic.
Chase: Oh, we could give it a try. I’ll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche.
Batman: Direct aren’t you?
Chase: You like strong women. I’ve done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
Bruce Wayne: So, you’re willing to take a life.
Dick Grayson: Long as it’s Two-Face.
Bruce Wayne: Then it will happen this way: You make the kill, but your pain doesn’t die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won’t know why.
Dick Grayson: You can’t understand. Your family wasn’t killed by a maniac.
Bruce Wayne: Yes, they were. We’re the same.
Chase: He’ll slaughter them without thinking twice.
Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim..
Chase: – in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply.
Batman: Exactly.
Chase: Like you. Well, let’s just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.
Batman: Bats aren’t rodents, Dr. Meridian.
Chase: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, oh, black rubber.
Batman: Try firemen, less to take off.
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it’s all metal. It’s full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
The Riddler: (to Two-Face after Batman shows up) Your entrance was good.. his was better. The difference: showmanship.
The Riddler: Caffeine will Kill Ya!
The Riddler: For if knowledge is power, then a GOD AM I! (pause) Was that over the top? I can never tell.
The Riddler: Joygasm!
The Riddler: Like the jacket? It keeps me safe when I’m.. jogging at night!
The Riddler: Love what you’ve done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.
The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big, black bat?
The Riddler: You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!
Two-Face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
Two-Face: One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!
Two-Face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into powder. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!
a gaggle, a swarm, a flock of freakin’ Freuds!!
A gaggle, a swarm, a flock of freakin’ Freuds!!!
AAAANNNNNKKKK!!! I’m sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question…but thank you for playing…
Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
Ahh fortune smiles another day of wine and roses, or in your case beer and pizza!
And now Richard the youngest of the Flying Greats, will perform the all insipring Death Drop. Without the safty of a net
And what a lovely pursuit you must be.
Batman: I see without seeing… The darkness is as clear as day… What am I? Riddler: Please! Your as blind as a bat.
Bruce Wayne was right! You demented, bizarre, unethical, toad!
-Fred Stikley
But first and foremost nigma you are fired, you hear me FIRED
Caffine’ll kill ya..
Chris O’ Donneld is so hot in this movie.
Come for a little ride in my love machine, baby!
Edward Nigma, come on down. You’re the next contestant on…Brain Drain. Um, gee, ou, ah. I’ll take what’s behind thick skull number one. What do got for him, Johnny? Oooh I’m having a breakthrough. Had a breakdown? MAYBE! I’m a genius – no. Several geniuses. I laugh, I gaggle, a flock of freakin’ Froids.
Iiiii’m suckin’ up your I.Q. Vacuuming cortex, feedin’ off your brain (funny music). FRED!!!
For if knowledge is power, then a GOD I AM!!! Was that over the top? I can never tell.
Fred. Babe! You are fired, or should I say……terminated!
Hey! So I forgot my suit, alright?
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
HOLY RUSTED METAL (character’s name)!*huh?*The ground, it’s made of metal. And it’s full of holes, you know, holey…
Hot Entrance!
I make this look good
I’m sucking up your I.Q.,
Vacuming your vortex,
Feeding off your brain!!!!
I’ve seen your mind FREAK!
If knowledge is power, than a God am I
If knowledge is power, then a god am I
In grade school it was earings, in college, motorcycles, leather jackets. And now, ahh, black rubber–Try firemen. Less to take off.
Intruder alert! intruder alert! SHUT UP!!
Joy-gasim!!!!
JOYGASAM
let see what is in thik skall number one
like the jacket it keeps me safe when i go jogging at night.
My work raises too many questions? WHY hasn’t ANYbody… put you in your place?
No curtains 1 and 2 just plain curtains!!
NO! Don’t kill him! If you kill him…then he won’t learn nothin’!
Nothing like a bad case of gas!
NOW
Now who in the right mind has bats on the brain?
Now who in the right mind has bats on the brain?
oh my god it’s him
One man is born a hero, his brother a coward, babies starve, politicians grow fat, holymen are martyred and angelieans grow feet….and WHY? why? why? why?….LUCK! BLIND SIMPLE DOODAH CLUELESS LUCK!
One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, anchovies grow legion. Why? Why why why why why? Luck! Blind stupid simple doo-dah clueless luck!
Perhaps the dogs are hungry
Remember, Seize and Capture, no killing. That goes double for you.
Riddle me this, and riddle me that: who is afraid of the big, black bat?
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who’s afraid
of the big black bat?
Rise and shine little guinea pig!
Rise and shine little guinea pig.
Robin: Holy rusted metal, Batman
Batman: Huh?
Robin: Rusted metal, it’s full of holes.
Somebody go tell the Fat Lady she’s on in five!
Spank me!
SURF’S UP BIG KAHUNA!!! ooooh, nice form but a little rough on the landing, he may have to settle for the bronze
Surfs up big kahuna! oooo nice form but a little ruff on the lading he may have to settle for the bronze!
That aint the Bat
THAT WON’T HEAL IF YOU DON’T STOP PICKING
Thats just what I said
The car right? Chicks love the car.
Then it will happen this way: You make the kill, but your pain doesn’t die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won’t know why.
There are the numbers on my face but you won’t find thirteen anyplace.
time to die
Too true, and so you shall. Nothing better than live bait to trap a bat.
Treat
Two vs Two are better odds
I cant promise i wont kill Harvey
A mans gotta go his own way, a friend taught me that
Not just a friend
A partner
Wacko? Is that a technical term?
We’ll discuss this later!
we’ll drive thank you!
What a rush!!!!!
What a rush!!!
What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, black rubber
What the hell do you want Harvey!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING HERE
Whose your tailor?
Why cant you just die!
Yes i suppose your right Bruce. Emotion was always the enemy of true justice, thank you, youve always been a good friend
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.. Oh Happy Day.. Farewell forever to that pointy eared night rat..
You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!
You like strong women. I’ve done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
You like women, Ive done my homework, or maybe i need skin tight leather and a whip.
You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!
You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!
You were supposed to understand…….I’ll make you understand.
Your entrance was good his was better.
Your entrance was good, his was better.
Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship.
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